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"Why are you feeding granny with the groceries we buy?" "Because she built this house and supported us when we were children." "I don't like it. Besides, we shouldn't borrow money for our groceries." "We wouldn't be borrowing money for groceries if we all purchased enough. Remember the last tantrum you threw when you demanded we live on only $200 instead of the $400 it actually costs?" "It would only cost $200 if we could simply drown granny in the upstairs bathtub. My friend Ayn says that her family did that with their useless eaters." "You *do* remember from whom we are borrowing, right?" "All the more reason to drown granny. If we never have to repay the money she loans us each month to buy groceries, it's like getting free money, right? I've decided. I'm putting my foot down. Either we drown granny or I'm burning the house down." "No, please! Anything but that!" "I mean it, and I'm just crazy enough to do it. The house and all my stuff, burned to the ground. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?" "How about if I let you steal some of granny's savings if you promise to not burn down the house?" "Sigh. I suppose. Besides, there's always next month to have this discussion again."
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