Mitch McConnell is a Turtle-American.
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Thu Jul-14-11 12:55 PM
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Mitch McConnell is a Turtle-American.
He sure looks like one, but he's just an empty shell of a man.
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Thu Jul-14-11 12:58 PM
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1. Hell, even Viagra couldn't help that thing.
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:01 PM
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wish I hadn't read that during lunch
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Thu Jul-14-11 04:34 PM
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:01 PM
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2. human-animal hybrid!!!
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:01 PM
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3. Just a turtle with delusions of grandeur
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:04 PM
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5. I can't even make fun of him. He's just a horrible
person, who is so disconnected from the common people and their suffering, that I would label him as a sociopath.
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:04 PM
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6. we must be politically correct
he is a terrapene americanus
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:08 PM
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7. his only concern is making his daddy-in-law richer it seems
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:11 PM
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8. TURTLE, TURTLE, TURTLE
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:14 PM
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9. I'm glad I can't see to well...
I'm glad I can't see too well otherwise I might ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes by BARFING ON THEM...
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:16 PM
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10. Oh, c'mon, turtles are gentle, peaceful creatures.
They just want to live their lives and don't bother most other animals. Mitch McConnell is the ANTI-TURTLE!
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:18 PM
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11. Long-necked turtle at that
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Thu Jul-14-11 01:34 PM
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12. Saying he looks like a turtle
is a big insult to the turtles.
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Thu Jul-14-11 04:44 PM
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14. Definitely the inspiration for Comcast's Slowsky commercials - video ...
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Thu Jul-14-11 04:47 PM
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15. He looks kind of like an Owl without the wisdom.
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Thu Jul-14-11 04:47 PM
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16. He's a chinless wonder-the Major Frank Burns of the Senate
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Thu Jul-14-11 04:59 PM
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17. and Bush is a Chimp American so how did he qualify to run for Pres
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Thu Jul-14-11 05:22 PM
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18. As a resident of the state with the terrapin mascot, I am insulted by the comparison of McConnell
to our beloved terrapins!! :mad:
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Thu Jul-14-11 08:40 PM
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19. I went to Maryland, I don't use the term lightly. nt
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