Jesus image appears on a Walmart receipt according to couple

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/07/jesus-found-on-walmart-receipt.html

'An engaged couple in Anderson County says a shadowy image that turned up on a receipt from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus. Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.'

:spray:

and every gravy stain, ink blot, blood splatter observed by an evangelical whatever claims it is the face of a person no one can accurately describe...how does this happen?

or is it this?



or this?

:rofl:

vs.

Or any man with a beard.

Yeah, Jesus was into fish, Jimbo was into shrimp.

They're only half brothers, by father of course. Yeah, Jimbo was the product of that lady in heaven everyone says they've never touched but always ends up pregnant. Well, she knew it was God's kid when he started working miracles, but never as good as the ones of Jesus'.

Instead of turning water into wine, he'd purify it like a Brita filter.
"Still tastes like water."
"I know, but it's so pure, right?"
"Yeah, but it's water."
"But it's clean water."

Instead of curing someone who was blind, he helped someone with moderately bad vision see somewhat better.
"I can't see perfectly, though."
"But it is better, right?"

He helped out a leper too, but only for a week.
"Jimbo, my leprosy came back."
"Well, I'm not Jesus."

He was really like the generic brand, when compared to the name brand.
"It's Macaroni and Cheese, but it's not as creamy and it kind of has a funny taste to it."
"Yeah, but it's Macaroni and Cheese."

winning entry. :rofl:

Click here for Rasputin looking like Jesus photo:

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It's a WalMart receipt!!!1! It's a safe bet that this was actually Satan.

but if they want to say it's Jesus...

eom

Guevara

They only carry Abby Normal ones.