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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:20 PM
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There really is only ONE conclusion. If restaurants are forced to allow children
it will ONLY lead to the logical conclusion that people will start marrying their animals.

There are no other options. Sadly. We are screwn!
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:23 PM
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1. I dunno what all the fuss was about. I wasn't allowed to eat out until I was about 7.
By then, my mom had placed into me some sense of civility when out in public. If a restaurant wants to impose a child/toddler ban, that's their right to do so, but it's the right of patrons to or eat there or not eat there as a consequence.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:23 PM
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2. Then pet "cohabitants" get to claim a tax deduction?
;)
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:24 PM
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3. The organism I married is an animal. nt
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:25 PM
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4. if they don't want kids they should have topless waitresses
problem solved


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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:36 PM
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6. Or bottomless waiters.
:evilgrin:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:28 PM
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5. if children are outlawed then only outlaws will have children
criminalocracy
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larwdem Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 10:33 PM
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7. good one
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