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Edited on Sun Jul-31-11 10:41 PM by calimary
Jump off the starting block on January 21st 2009. THE DAY AFTER INAUGURATION and the morning after all those nice inaugural balls.
I'd get in there with my resounding victory from the previous November's election, and run roughshod over EVERYONE with MY agenda and MY mandate that I just got from the voters. I'd be reminding everyone everywhere that elections DO have consequences. Um, how did YOUR side do last time, GOP? Okay, this joint is Under NEW Management, there's a NEW sheriff in town, and we're doing it MY way.
I'd be operating on the "you may not agree with me but you know where I stand" approach that served duhbya well enough in 2004 thankyouverymuch. And I'd have everybody on my staff who was capable - look over ALL the EXTREME presidential powers that bush used as often as he damn well pleased, and see how many of them I could take full advantage of to force MY agenda down the enemy's throats. The time to strike, and to kick 'em when they were down and keep them down while I was busy cleaning up their mess - was IMMEDIATELY. While the iron was hot, when the editing hadn't even been finished on all the inaugural soundbites for the news specials about it.
The time to strike, and to force some of this into place, was IMMEDIATELY. WHILE you're still in the afterglow of victory and you just got sworn in, and your historic win is still fresh in everybody's minds and still getting amazing press, and the enemy is left smarting and licking its wounds from coast-to-coast, and the GOP establishment in DC is still reeling from the hosing they just got, and they haven't yet had enough time to regroup and start trouble. And I'd apply EXTRA pressure to any ASSHOLE Blue Dog Dems who wanted to whimper and snivel and get in my way.
I'd operate under the "better to ask for forgiveness later than ask for permission now." STFU and MOVE the Fuck OVER. BOOM. It's DONE. Next? And I would fix as many things as I could, unilaterally, before anyone in town could fully realize what had happened. And by the time they did realize what had happened, it'd be too late. The deeds would all have been DONE.
I'd get as much done as quickly as possible so I'd have a shitload to brag about from my proverbial First 100 Days, not interested in agonizing it to death or talking it out again and again and again with people hell-bent on NOT helping me. Obama was WAY too naive and gave the enemy WAY too much time and patience and understanding. You DON'T DO THAT WITH THESE ASSHOLES!!!! You give them a big-ass kick in the teeth and then grind your track shoes into their necks on their way down. What you DON'T do with these assholes is give them time and room to regroup!!! Get the job done before they can even get up and realize what just hit 'em.
And I'd go for MORE than I really wanted and be really stinky and asshole-y and pig-headed as hell, so that if I eventually had to bargain with them, I'd be coming down to meet them in the middle from a FAR higher starting place. For example, health care debate? I'd stake my position at the top of the nose-bleed level of the issue - and insist on single-payer, and MAYBE be willing to bargain downward from THAT height. My objective would be to do everything in my extreme presidential powers to push the "middle" back toward the LEFT. The fucking "pendulum" just isn't swinging back as far as it should without help. And I would have recognized that fact and used every bit of my presidential power to help it along.
And I wouldn't have kidded myself about expecting the enemy to accept being vanquished and to play along and try to compromise with me. You do that and politically you're marked as a freakin' pigeon. I would have regarded the mitch mcconnell statements that the main objective would be to make sure I didn't get a second term - as an ACT OF WAR. And I would have characterized it as such in interviews and press conferences and speeches. I would have used EVERY opportunity available, at EVERY moment, to jam down their throats - "elections have consequences! The American people SPOKE in November 2008 (and they DIDN'T speak up for YOU)" - MY version of everything they've been shoving down OUR throats since November 2010. I would have gone at it MERCILESSLY and RELENTLESSLY, reminding people of that fact every time somebody stuck a mic in my face.
I would have denied Pox Noise a seat in the White House Press Corps because I would have stated that those seats are precious and few, and really need to go to bona fide News operations rather than slanted propaganda outfits. I would have given that seat to HuffPo or somebody else back then. I would have put the entire force of my presidency behind REREGULATING broadcasting and restoring the ownership restrictions - because one solid way to ruin your enemy's day is to disrupt their lines of communication.
I would take charge unilaterally as often and as forcefully as I could. I'd order an immediate resurrection of the WPA-type jobs programs from coast-to-coast, to get JOBS back to people.
AND: I would also be reminding everyone ESPECIALLY including my adversaries that "uh, guys, we're STILL AT WAR, okay? Like it or not, I'm a WAR PRESIDENT TOO, and any efforts to beat me back or defeat me on the issues I think are critically important to get us out of the bUSH Recession (and that's what I'd call it - being as in-yer-face as possible to the bad guys) and this bUSH unemployment crisis - I will regard as damn near TREASONOUS to try to interfere with the Commander-in-Chief at a Time of War."
EVERY talking point that the bushies/cheneys used to force their will on people - I would use, for myself. After all, the conditions would be (and certainly were) the same. We were at war then. We still had Iraq and Afghanistan both raging away and flushing billions every week down the toilet' party of that FACT (as unfortunately we still are, and do). I would manage the talking points such that this was Topic A - and its corollary would be that throwing roadblocks up in front of the COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF AT A TIME OF WAR would be tantamount to frickin' TREASON.
AND, I would make an issue of the fact that we are called the Democratic Party. NOT the Democrat Party. It's NOT the Democrat bill or the Democrat Congress. The proper term, and I would issue a directive to ALL reporters wanting White House Press credentials that THIS is the proper way to refer to the President's political party, allies, and legislative activities. And NO ALTERNATIVES will be tolerated.
I think you have to come at them from a position of strength, or at least perceived strength. Obama had that going in, and with all the electoral numbers and approval numbers WAY HIGH in his favor. And I think he squandered it all, trying to be nice and conciliatory and "can't we all just get along-ish." And a president should NOT act that way when there's this much to fix and clean up and this much of an oppositional machine against you. No. You don't ask - "can't we all just get along?" Not after an historic victory like Barack Obama's! No. You don't ask. You TELL. You TELL them how it's gonna be. PERIOD. And it's THEIR job to try to figure out how to get along with YOU, and compromise with YOU, and meet YOU halfway - at the halfway point YOU - not they - designate.
I would show the opposition NO MERCY WHATSOEVER. And I'd use my presidential bully pulpit whenever I could.
Then I would have sat back and enjoyed watching their heads spin. And I'd task everyone on my staff with the responsibility of KEEPING those heads spinning, on the defensive, and OFF their game.
If it's good enough for bush/cheney/rove, it would be good enough for ME as president, only it'd be applied toward doing good for the have nots as opposed to further advantaging the haves. That whole outrage about "we determine our own reality. And we will act based on that. And you'll react to OUR reality - and while you're reacting and trying to figure out what we've done, we will act again. And you'll be left to study what we do." That whole crap. I'd turn it around so it advantaged ME and MY agenda for America. And I would take calimary's advice, and keep everyone on my staff focused full-time on whatever it takes to DESTABILIZE The Enemy and KEEP him/her that way.
Aw crap - sorry this is so long...
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