In honor of Rick Perry's revival meetin', you are invited to attend a Day of Blasphemy and Gluttony

ETA: My friend sent me an invitation to this event on Facebook. :-p

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=231918080174073


"In honor of Texas Gov. Rick Perry's day of prayer and fasting on Aug 6th I will be hosting my very own "Day of Blasphemy and Gluttony" on the same day. To attend all you need to do is commit both blasphemy and gluttony on this day. Try combining it into one, such as eating a whole pizza by yourself and saying, Jesus Fucking Christ, this is a good pizza!" But don't stop at just blaspheming Christianity. You can also make grilled cheese that looks like Mohammed or eat a steak and diss Hinduism. I just don't recommend fucking with Odin because he can be a vindictive SOB. And the best part is youdon't have to go to Houston, or anywhere, to attend. Because I am throwing in a 3rd Sin for free: Sloth! Do this all from the comfort of your own home. Heck, don't even leave bed!

So please, eat a lot of food, use some god's names in vain and join me in this very important event."

on this shitty day........

:evilgrin:

I'm thinking whatever would cause that tent full of Bible Thumper's whistles to pucker up would be acceptable.

:thumbsup:

JESUS CRUST! :rofl: I almost peed. :rofl:

Too funny! I can't believe the place actually exists. I would eat/worship there every day, if I lived in the Bronx!

(p)Rick Perry's little soirée already has the 'blasphemy' thing covered, and I imagine lots of his doughy followers will take care of the 'gluttony' part of it as soon as they're out of sight from their fellow 'christians.'

Now, that would have packed the house.

I won't attend without any Debauchery.

on edit/ as it is unashamed Debauchery without inviting them that really pisses off republicans.

:-)

Now I"m going to take a God-damned nap.

Gluttony
Blasphemy
Sloth

Perhaps later i can squeeze in some lasciviousness.