"The 401-Keg Plan"

"The 401-Keg Plan"

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today !
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the foregoing, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon ! Makes you proud to be an American!

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If DU had a like button I'd press it.

This is not a shameless kick...

If you put $1000 in shares in Green Mountain Coffee Roasters a year ago you'd have $3124 today (and unlike Lehman Bros, which was delisted 35 months ago, this is actually accurate to the day).

But that doesn't support the doom meme does it?

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They always say, "buy what you know." So I did! :toast: