Predictably, Rethug houseboy Ruben NAVARRETTE tries to paint MoFo GOODHAIR as a moderate

or pragmatic, instead of the firebreathing, wingnut blowhard a-hole he is.

NAVARRETTE is the non-representative Hispanic who griped about White Liberal Males for their colonial paternalism to minorities, has eked out a living by playing to the media's quest to find minorities' members who are "non-traditional," iow who are NOT representative of their ethnic group; hence, NAVARRETTE featured at CNN.com.

So NAVARRETTE just luerves White Rethug males, just luerved Shrub and really all other Rethugs, constantly claims to be a cafeteria type picking and choosing from all parties for the bits that he claims will favor his special interests, claims that Hispanics who are loyal Demcrats are blind yet he thinks it is his special duty to harangue the Democratic Party about what policies and candidates it should pursue.


So, his next love interest?!1 Why, MoFo GOODHAIR, of course. Not even an exclamation point needed here.

I won't link to it, but he claims that MoFo GOODHAIR is not the raging wingnut we fear and claim he is, but that he is a mass of contradictions that add up to his being "pragmatic" if not downright moderate.


Yeah-yeah, just like Shrub was a moderate and whose lack of an electoral mandate, we were told, would mean that he HAD to govern from the Center. Yeah-right.

Oh, and I mention that NAVARRETTE, lovelight in his eyes, tells us that MoFo GOODHAIR actually sought him out in San Diego for "iced tea and talk" and appealed to him to spread the word that he is Hispanic-friendly, especially in the context that MoFo GOODHAIR had recently gotten a hostile reception at a convention of Hispanics. And of course NAVARRETTE is all too happy to do the spreading.

But both MoFo GOODHAIR and NAVARRETTE are under the delusion that Hispanics listen to NAVARRETTE's directions.