God plans pestilence in hope of making Michele Bachmann shut the hell up

dipsydoodle

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:17 PM
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God plans pestilence in hope of making Michele Bachmann shut the hell up

God has announced plans to send pestilence the US after his earthquakes and hurricanes were deliberately misinterpreted by Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann as a sign to cut federal spending.

The move comes after Bachmann told reporters that Hurricane Irene was just the latest in a series of messages from God proclaiming her as the fiscal saviour of the nation.

God told reporters, �Jesus, what more do I have to do � just shut the fuck up already Michele. You�re making me seem like a total idiot up here.�

�Every goddamn time she opens her mouth she makes me look bad � it has to stop, and it has to stop right now.�

http://newsthump.com/2011/08/30/god-plans-pestilence-in-hope-of-making-michele-bachmann-shut-the-hell-up/

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gratuitous

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:18 PM
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1. Go God, go!

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sakabatou

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:19 PM
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2. Why not just turn her into a pillar of salt?

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RKP5637

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:29 PM
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3. +1000 +++ n/t

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treestar

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:46 PM
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6. LOL

:rofl:

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onethatcares

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:46 PM
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4. come on, she was just "Joking" with her remarks

and I have to give reichwing radio kudos for having a non stop seamless bunch of shit that said so yesterday.

Why, oh why, do we, the progressives, not have a constant stream to the American public instead of kicking ourselves in the nutz while playing catch up?

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treestar

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:46 PM
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5. Come on God, you know you made her the dumbest person on the planet

You have to put the pestilence right in her district! Otherwise, she won't get it!

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mwb970

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Wed Aug-31-11 04:52 PM
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7. These right-wing clowns make religion look even sillier than it actually is.

If I were God, I would be really mad at Bachmann. I believe I would send some pestilence if I could. Just to her, though.

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