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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:31 PM
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Yikes. Just, yikes.
Edited on Wed Aug-31-11 04:32 PM by marmar
Ohio man, Edwin Charles Tobergta, arrested for having sex with inflatable pool raft in public: cops

BY Aliyah Shahid
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Wednesday, August 31st 2011, 1:21 PM





An Ohio man was arrested after he engaged in "sexual conduct" with a pink, inflatable swimming pool raft in public, police said.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was taken into custody and charged with public indecency, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported on Wednesday.

Cops were called to Tobergta's Hamilton home on Sunday after the owner of the raft spotted the man taking off with his pool accessory.

"The witness stated the defendant appeared to be having sex with the raft due to the fact that his pants were down around his ankles," cops said in the police report. ..........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/31/2011-08-31_ohio_man_edwin_charles_tobergta_arrested_for_having_sex_with_inflatable_pool_raf.html?r=news



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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:32 PM
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1. Beats a picnic table
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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:36 PM
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3. True dat!
Splinters! :scared:
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:32 PM
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2. Owner of the raft: "Uh...you can just keep it."
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:36 PM
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4. +1
You beat me to it. "I'll just float on the inflatable doll instead...."
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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:37 PM
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5. wouldn't this just be public masturbation?
weird charge.

sp
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:44 PM
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8. My thought, too. nt
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:41 PM
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6. He was just fishing.
lalalalalalalalalalala
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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:42 PM
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7. Good thing they included the color of the raft in the report, or we might have been left to wonder
if he was some kind of pervert :+


I'm guessing there were drugs and/or alcohol involved. Just a hunch...
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:44 PM
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9. "...admitted to the crime and asked for help."
From the article--

Tobergta - who has been arrested nearly half a dozen times for similar offenses - admitted to the crime and asked for help.

His grandmother told the newspaper that Tobergta has attention deficit disorder and has a history of abusing his medication.

"He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic," said Linda Tobergta. "That's just it. That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."


This fellow needs help with his mental problems. Maybe now he'll get proper care.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 04:49 PM
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10. I think he's seen The Graduate one too many times.


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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 07:33 PM
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11. I wonder if he's related to this guy:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

If aliens ever land, the first thing humans will do is try and have sex with them.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 08:08 PM
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12. What was the raft wearing?
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 08:10 PM
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13. LOL
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 08:12 PM
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14. Yeah! You just know the raft was asking for it!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 08:14 PM
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15. Any fluids exchanged?
Who said that!!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 08:18 PM
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16. Whatever floats your boat.
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-11 08:33 PM
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17. the raft wanted it as much as he did.
rafts can be such a tease
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