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Playinghardball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:28 PM
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The Secret Homosexual Agenda You've Always Heard About


Source: MoveOn.org
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:29 PM
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1. Ah, I always knew milk was homosexual.
:rofl:
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:30 PM
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2. Love it! n/t
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:31 PM
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3. What, no toaster for converts?
Damn those sneaky Gays!

They almost had me!



- Rick Santorum.
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:41 PM
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7. So would that be ...
... wait for it ...

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Milquetoast!
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 07:40 PM
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10. Satruday night live had a mock Republican debate and Santorum was stuck in a crowded
Gay bar in the Castro district of San Francisco. I am sure you can find the line on youtube .
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:33 PM
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4. I've heard it's life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. n/t
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:35 PM
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5. 4. Not get fired for being gay
Apparently that is a "special right"
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:40 PM
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6. Yeah, no equality for these dangerous agendas. n/t
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dtexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 04:43 PM
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8. Is that Harvey Milk?
jus askin

;-)
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starroute Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 06:46 PM
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9. Whatever happened to "making the world more fabulous"?
That's what I always used to see described as the gay agenda.

Is letting gay people marry going to means us straight folks will have to cope with a fabulousness deficit?
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 08:14 PM
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11. I always like this one...
The Homosexual Agenda...

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

It follows below:

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.


2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-11 11:11 PM
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12. Years ago someone posted a link to "The Gay Agenda".....the message read....
Edited on Mon Oct-17-11 11:11 PM by Rowdyboy
"Leave me the fuck alone!"
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