Juanita's on a tear this morning. - Democratic Underground

hobbit709

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Sun Oct-23-11 11:40 AM
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Juanita's on a tear this morning.

"Nothing can be said about banks that hasn’t already been said more eloquently about hemorrhoids."

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Lint Head

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Sun Oct-23-11 11:57 AM
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1. Sorry. I couldn't help it.

Juanita, Juanita,
Lovely, dear Juanita,
From your head down to your feet,
There's nothing half so sweet,
As Juanita, Juanita, Jua-neet.

Oh, there are things of wonder,
Of which men like to sing.
There are pretty sunsets and birds upon the wing,
But of the joys of nature,
None truly can compare,
With Juanita, Juanita, she of beauty beyond compare.
Juanita, Juanita, lovely dear Jua-neet.

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Warpy

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Sun Oct-23-11 12:33 PM
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2. Here's a link for folks who don't know what you're talking about

http://juanitajean.com/

She's taken up where Molly Ivins left off, although in a different part of Texas.

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