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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:01 PM
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"5-figure settlement" means that Cain probably talked about his wife's height AND "Little Hermie."
Imagine Pizza Douche's "legal team."

Scenario #1:

ATTORNEY: What did you say, Mr. Cain?

PIZZA DOUCHE: I said "my wife comes up to here."

ATTORNEY: CASE DISMISSED!

Scenario #2:

ATTORNEY: What did you say, Mr. Cain?

PIZZA DOUCHE: I said "my wife comes up to here."

ATTORNEY: Anything else?

PIZZA DOUCHE: I might have said "It's like a baby's arm holding an apple," but other than that...

ATTORNEY: OK, I think a five-figure offer with a non-disclosure will settle this. CASE DISMISSED!

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flamingdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:02 PM
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1. LOL. Just like that
or awfully similar
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:07 PM
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2. I've always had the sense that...
"thick crust" wasn't too bright.

In light of recent revelations, I would say my intuition was spot on.
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:25 PM
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3. You think he callls that thing
"Little Hermie"?
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:55 PM
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5. No, that's what I call it. I'm sure HE calls it "The HERM-inator."
:rofl:
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:28 PM
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4. He also said "hold the pepperoni"
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