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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 03:51 PM
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CAPTION TIME!!!
:rofl:
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 03:52 PM
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1. "I'm telling you guys, mannequins make the best wives"
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icymist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 03:55 PM
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2. Five... Five...... Five and the sandwish is this long!
Five!
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 03:58 PM
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3. Watch, she won't blink even if I clap my hands real hard.
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iscooterliberally Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:01 PM
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4. ..so mom turned me into a Newt, but I never got better... n/t
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:02 PM
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5. "So I installed a battery this large into my robot wife."
Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 04:03 PM by sakabatou
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:05 PM
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6. Stepford wife thinking, "Just stare at that spot on the wall and try not to laugh!"
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MichaelMcGuire Donating Member (240 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:08 PM
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7. Listen fellas, and you may learn something about pleasuring ladies
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:22 PM
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8. "Between her Botox treatments and Tiffany's charges, the Visa statement was three feet long"
Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 04:23 PM by TheCowsCameHome
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Capitalocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:23 PM
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9. Speech bubble above his head: "I swear, it's like this."
Thought bubble above her head: "Not even close."
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:25 PM
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10. I gave her a quaalude this big (nm)
x
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:25 PM
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11. "And God said, "I need somebody with a huge head to fit a brain this big into."
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:30 PM
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12. "The first blow-up doll I bought didn't come with a stupid smile.."
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daleanime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 04:49 PM
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13. And that's why I never need laxatives....
:hide:
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:04 PM
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14. Her strap-on is THIS BIG!
And it didn't even hurt!
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Safetykitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:06 PM
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15. "The pull string on her back? About this long."
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:08 PM
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16. The only thing lacking is a striped afghan
Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 05:15 PM by SoCalDem
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:09 PM
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17. "If I can just get the other eye to cross, I won't see him."
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:13 PM
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18. "a diamond encrusted dildo this long from Tiffany's"
revolving accounts are the shit.
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:32 PM
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19. "Huge Tracks of land!"
:toast:
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jorno67 Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:37 PM
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20. My wife swooped in and grabbed a trout this big with her talons
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:45 PM
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21. No caption. She has that Laura Bush gaze.
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Thegonagle Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 05:48 PM
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22. "My 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9 plan is far superior."
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 06:23 PM
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23. what a disgusting cretin. newt has infected the system long enough.
go away fucker
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-11 08:05 AM
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24. Reagan had balls THIS BIG!
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