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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:39 PM
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"I’m the whole package."


Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann says she would be the best person to face President Barack Obama in the general election because she hasn’t had a single gaffe.

“As people are looking at the candidate that is the most conservative and the most consistent candidate, I’ve been that candidate,” the Minnesota Republican told Fox News host Greta Van Susteren Thursday.

“I haven’t had a gaffe or something that I’ve done that has caused me to fall in the polls. People see in me someone who’s genuinely a social conservative, a fiscal conservative, a national security conservative and a tea partier. I’m the whole package. And when it comes to the best Republican who take on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it’s me.”

“Well, you’ve had a few — you’ve had a few little gaffes, maybe not recently,” Susteren noted.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/18/i-havent-had-a-gaffe-bachmann-insists/
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:42 PM
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1. She is so close to the ground, she'd need to fall UP at this point.
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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:42 PM
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2. She's been "consistent" all right!!
Consistently crazy!! My God, this woman is delusional!!
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 03:40 AM
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17. She's crazy, all right!!
Crazy like a fox!!! That insanity is all an act.
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CurtEastPoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:44 PM
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3. She admits she's a 'tea partier' What a stupid name. What a stupid woman.
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:47 PM
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4. The ghosts of the brave minutemen of Concord NH agree!
Not.
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:48 PM
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5. Yeah, the whole package
of batshit crazy. The big clunker she has in her record is that she's a lunatic that wants to drag us back into the dark ages.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:55 PM
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9. Her overall demeanor reminds me of Piper Laurie as the mother in "Carrie."
Often soft-spoken and Scripture-quoting, but a certified loon right under that first layer of skin.



:rofl:

:toast:
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:58 PM
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10. LOL You are right!
Nutty as a fruitcake.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:52 PM
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6. She's not a package - she's a bag (of douche)
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Marie Marie Donating Member (709 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:52 PM
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7. No clunker in your record? What do you call that husband of yours
with that sham of a clinic to pray away His, er, I mean The Gay? You know, the socialist one who takes government money to run that quackery?
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 10:54 PM
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8. She's The Whole Package Alright
And it's marked, "Return to Sender".
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 11:43 AM
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25. And "damaged".
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-11 11:01 PM
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11. I thought she did not approve of the size of the President's package.
:wtf:

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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 12:46 AM
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12. Can you believe that? I didn't know they pack shit that high. nt
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 01:18 AM
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13. There once was a time when her whole candidacy would be viewed as one big gaffe. nt
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Desertrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 01:20 AM
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14. Package of what?? Nevermind...don't care.
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 01:24 AM
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15. Reminds me of the SNL Repub debate sketch. "you know you want it."
:rofl:
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 01:48 AM
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16. When even Greta Van Suckup won't give you cover you are D-O-N-E. n/t
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 03:44 AM
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18. Who knows if there's a recent gaffe? No one is covering her anymore.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 10:20 AM
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19. EXCELLENT point.
I posted a thread last week about Bachmann holding a "town hall meeting" at some Midwest barbecue pit, and I only FOUND that info because I landed on that city's home page after following another, unrelated story.

She's out there doing her thing, talking to tiny crowds, and no one is covering it. My guess is that she continues to rewrite American history, as she's done all along.

:rofl:
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 10:23 AM
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20. She's the whole Package all right... Can we call FED EXPRESS and
Edited on Sat Nov-19-11 10:24 AM by AsahinaKimi
Send her over seas; "absolutely, positively over night"??
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 10:23 AM
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21. the most consistent conservative, except...
except all the federal money she and her husband suck up everywhere they can find it.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 11:11 AM
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22. Crazy 24/7
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 11:40 AM
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23. There is no depth to her shallowness. She's got a lot bigger public perception problems than
gaffes. Michele "Clunker" Bachmann is not a conservative -- she's an oppressive.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 11:42 AM
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24. A package alright, wrapped in a straight jacket..nt
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 01:03 PM
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26. No gaffes,...
Edited on Sat Nov-19-11 01:05 PM by MilesColtrane
unless you count looking criminally fucking insane on the cover of one of the most widely circulated national news magazines.



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toddwv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 02:08 PM
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27. Return to sender.
Tell God that we refuse to accept the COD charges.
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