Would we as a nation tolerate:
- Ideas can only be expressed between 8 AM and 10 PM
- Said ideas must be limited to 80 dB or less
- Newspaper dimensions cannot exceed 22" x 17"
- Similarly, publications are limited to 4 pages per journal
- Expressing yourself to more than a handful (or other vaguely-interpreted non-number) of people is unlawful
- In order to hand in a thesis, you must first register it with your campus administration for their approval
- If it exceeds 25 pages, it's unlawful
- If you insist that it be accepted, you get pepper-sprayed
- There really will be Grammar Police!
- snopes.com can debunk rumours and myths, but they must do so only on government approved "free speech websites" on URLs not under the snopes.com domain (and no hotlinking or hyperlinks!)
- Everyone is free to practice their religion on Sunday mornings between 8 AM and 2 PM. Sunday's not your holy day? Well, them's the rules....
- You have a permit for that Rosary, right?
I'm sure you geniuses can think of a few more....
Oswego "#occupyoswego" Atheist