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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:02 AM
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Happy Birthday Mark Twain
I think I'll reread your Letters from the Earth this weekend.
Love you big time!!

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainlfe.htm
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:05 AM
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1. Twain is so relevant today!
I also miss Molly Ivins. ***sigh***
:hi:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:08 AM
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2. Oh yes I do miss Molly
Can you imagine what she'd be writing about these ReTHUG candidates?
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:16 AM
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3. Yes! And she could say it so well!
Google has a panoramic view for Mark Twain today. Here's a short clip of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saujOobL3y0
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:45 AM
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6. Love it!
:fistbump:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:19 AM
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4. Net recommendation: 0 votes (Your vote: +1)
Edited on Wed Nov-30-11 05:19 AM by Fire Walk With Me
Uh-oh, someone's bitter about having in high school been forced to read "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" or sompin'

HB MT!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:45 AM
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5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:50 AM
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7. "The War Prayer" is one of his best works:
The War Prayer

by Mark Twain

It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseeching His aid in our good cause in outpourings of fervid eloquence which moved every listener. It was indeed a glad and gracious time, and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and offended no more in that way.

Sunday morning came -- next day the battalions would leave for the front; the church was filled; the volunteers were there, their young faces alight with martial dreams -- visions of the stern advance, the gathering momentum, the rushing charge, the flashing sabers, the flight of the foe, the tumult, the enveloping smoke, the fierce pursuit, the surrender! Then home from the war, bronzed heroes, welcomed, adored, submerged in golden seas of glory! With the volunteers sat their dear ones, proud, happy, and envied by the neighbors and friends who had no sons and brothers to send forth to the field of honor, there to win for the flag, or, failing, die the noblest of noble deaths. The service proceeded; a war chapter from the Old Testament was read; the first prayer was said; it was followed by an organ burst that shook the building, and with one impulse the house rose, with glowing eyes and beating hearts, and poured out that tremendous invocation

*God the all-terrible! Thou who ordainest! Thunder thy clarion and lightning thy sword!*
Then came the "long" prayer. None could remember the like of it for passionate pleading and moving and beautiful language. The burden of its supplication was, that an ever-merciful and benignant Father of us all would watch over our noble young soldiers, and aid, comfort, and encourage them in their patriotic work; bless them, shield them in the day of battle and the hour of peril, bear them in His mighty hand, make them strong and confident, invincible in the bloody onset; help them to crush the foe, grant to them and to their flag and country imperishable honor and glory --

An aged stranger entered and moved with slow and noiseless step up the main aisle, his eyes fixed upon the minister, his long body clothed in a robe that reached to his feet, his head bare, his white hair descending in a frothy cataract to his shoulders, his seamy face unnaturally pale, pale even to ghastliness. With all eyes following him and wondering, he made his silent way; without pausing, he ascended to the preacher's side and stood there waiting. With shut lids the preacher, unconscious of his presence, continued with his moving prayer, and at last finished it with the words, uttered in fervent appeal, "Bless our arms, grant us the victory, O Lord our God, Father and Protector of our land and flag!"

More: http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/making/warprayer.html

It is long but well worth reading or re-reading!
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ellisonz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 05:56 AM
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8. My favorite:
(If you haven't read this you need to, plus it's fairly short)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_the_Person_Sitting_in_Darkness

You can download a full pdf from the external links section.

Happy Birthday Samuel Clemens!

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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 06:30 AM
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9. Yep I recommend that for everyone
:hi:
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 08:46 AM
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10. k&r...
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 08:53 AM
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11. A very relevant passage from "To the Person Sitting In Darkness"
Now then, that will convince the Person. You will see. It will restore the Business. Also, it will elect the Master of the Game to the vacant place in the Trinity of our national gods; and there on their high thrones the Three will sit, age after age, in the people's sight, each bearing the Emblem of his service: Washington, the Sword of the Liberator; Lincoln, the Slave's Broken Chains; the Master, the Chains Repaired.

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TuxedoKat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 09:17 AM
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12. Mark Twain and Cats
I didn't know how much he liked cats until I helped my daughter with a school project about him once. He had several cats growing up and all through his life. Even when he travelled and had to live abroad for several months he would rent cats from a local farmer so he could have some around. Be sure to scroll down and see photos of Twains' cats.

http://www.twainquotes.com/Cats.html

http://gumbo.blogspot.com/2009/01/mark-twain-cat-lover.html

http://thepetmuseum.blogspot.com/2010/05/mark-twain-and-kitten.html



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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 09:22 AM
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13. Lovely post
Edited on Wed Nov-30-11 09:24 AM by malaise
Thanks :hi:

By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

How profound!

add
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TuxedoKat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 09:45 AM
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14. Why thank you!
you made my day with your kind reply. Weren't those photos of the cats great? I wonder how he ever trained his cats to do that?! He must have had alot of patience!

Funny, I just realized my dad was born on Mark Twain's BD, pretty cool, wonder if he knew that...
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 09:49 AM
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15. You're welcome
Love the photos of the cats. Cats demand patience.
I was born the same week - that will suffice :D
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