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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:20 PM
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Why I am calling the incoming House Speaker "Congressman Drunky McOrangeGlo"
Edited on Fri Dec-17-10 08:22 PM by johnfunk
I'm doing so because it is completely appropriate. I'm not directly addressing his penchant for turning on the water works but instead the most probable underlying cause. And that perma-tan: can you say, "Gambling with melanoma, golf boy?"

Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves -- or come up with an even more appropriate name.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:22 PM
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1. Great frakin' name...
:applause:

Sid
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:23 PM
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2. Get Stephanie Miller on the phone!
Edited on Fri Dec-17-10 08:24 PM by rocktivity
Since Tom Delay left office, she's needed a substitute for "Drunky McPukeShoes!" Barfy's Bar and Grill has re-opened under new management!

:rofl:
rocktivity
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:33 PM
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3. Jim Ward is already having a field day with the new Speaker Drunky...
... bet the best is yet to come.

And is it just me, or does this incoming speaker have "multiple forthcoming scandals not limited to his alcoholism... er, alleged alcoholism" painted all over him like spray-tan?
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:35 PM
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4. K&R it sounds good to me
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:40 PM
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5. He's the Weeper of the House
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:40 PM
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6. Buwahahaha! I like that! n/t
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 09:09 PM
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8. "Weeper of the House Drunky McOrangeGlo"... I like the way that sounds!
It rolls off the tongue with a poetic beauty that combines the delicacy of William S. Burroughs with the restraint of David Mamet, and has quite the ring of authenticity! Thanks, Happyhippychick!
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txlibdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 10:08 AM
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15. +1 - I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read your post!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-10 11:29 AM
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12. I love that more than anything
Weeper of the House. Love it.
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 08:40 PM
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7. Hell ya.
:thumbsup:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-10 12:39 AM
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9. I still like 'Agent Orange'.
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Liquorice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-10 12:52 AM
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10. I like Congressman Drunky. It's simple, plus I found out recently
that the orange hue is Boehner's actual skin color and not spray tan, so it seems a little weird to make fun of his natural color--as odd as it is.
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-10 11:13 AM
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11. The orange tan color looks about as natural as Naugahyde
And he does have the 'glow' of a cocktail party lush. Just sayin'...
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-10 11:35 AM
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13. I called him a "psychotic sot" in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1NPcpxWGg

:D
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 10:04 AM
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14. Bravo!
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 10:12 AM
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16. Just put some hair on the bottle and a scotch nearby and you have the Congressdrunk...
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:26 PM
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17. Congressman in a Bottle!
Spray and wipe away those weepy tears! Heh-heh...
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:35 PM
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18. Thank you for providing this brief, yet concise explanation.
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:39 PM
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19. I call him "Weepy McManTan"
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:42 PM
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20. Weepy McOrangeGlo
But I like Drunkie too.

Very good. :thumbsup:
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