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greiner3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:03 AM
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Mark your calendars
Edited on Mon Jan-31-11 10:05 AM by greiner3
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:05 AM
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1. Guess I'll have to make friends with a few fundies in the meantime
so I can find out who's got the nicest stuff for when they get raptured. Sure as heck I won't be going with them.
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:09 AM
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2. They don't even know their own Bible. Matthew 24:36
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

The dustbin of history is filled with those predicting the Second Coming. But for those who are Christians their Lord is coming every day, potentially for any one of them and there does not have to be any signs or prophecies for that to happen.
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:09 AM
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3. Matthew 25:13
So few Fundies actually READ their Bibles.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:09 AM
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4. I wonder what they rationalize for thier infants who haven't accepted Jayzus yet?
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:10 AM
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6. All below the age of about 7 are considered innocents
they get a free ride on the boat too...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:10 AM
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5. Those who tend to set dates for Jesus to return are certainly charlatans
If's He is a commin, He sure as hell isn't going to tell one of these shit heads....
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:11 AM
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7. For shit sakes!
No man knows what hour, keep your pants by the bed.
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Chorophyll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:15 AM
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8. These buffoons have a big table set up
in the underground walkway between Times Square and the 8th Ave. subway in NY. I was walking through there last night and about four people came flying at me with pamphlets. Can't help but feel sorry for them when May 22 rolls around.

On second thought, I hope they *are* raptured so that the rest of us can catch our trains without being pestered.
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peace13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 10:40 AM
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9. My wedding anniversary.
Well this should be special!
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 11:23 AM
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10. Sen.Al Franken's Birthday ... I knew he was special


Also Mr.. T's birthday...... funny how the lord works.
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