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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:00 PM
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If he was alive, he'd be a 100 year old asshole. Instead, he's just a dead asshole.
Either way, fuck him. (And thanks a lot for the Taliban and Osama bin Laden you evil bastard.)
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Newest Reality Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:04 PM
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1. Never underestimate the voodoo powers of
ZOMBIE Reagan! Yes, he eats brains. Just look!
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jpak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:04 PM
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2. Now yer talkin'
yup
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:08 PM
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3. Karma bit that evil bastard in the ass
I always thought that the Alzheimer's he got was payback for all the misery he sowed.
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Twinguard Donating Member (486 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:26 PM
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38. Excuse me, but that is a pretty callous way to think of Alzheimer's.
By your rationale, my mom died of Alzheimer's because of all of the misery she sowed?

No.

He was an asshole and he died of Alzheimer's.

The two are not related.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:14 PM
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4. Thanks for the death squads
My friends who died of AIDs,
the homeless that you made,
the ruin of our labor unions
Bin Laden's rocket launched grenades
We thank you so much!
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:17 PM
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5. Very nice!
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LuvNewcastle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:34 PM
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6. I've been wondering if he had mad cow disease.
Some people get misdiagnosed with alzheimer's when they actually have CJD. He did have a ranch with a lot of animals. Anyway, I hope they were careful when they disposed of his body.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:48 PM
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13. probably not, and here's why...
I don't know this for a fact, and not sure how or if I could ever verify this, but what I heard at the time is that he knew damn well what kind of poisons etc had found their way into the food supply under his mania for deregulating everything for the greater glory and profit of his corporate sponsors. Supposedly he only got his meat from certain suppliers that were verified to be chemical and toxin -free etc. But tainted, poisoned crap for everyone else was just fine and dandy.
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LuvNewcastle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:55 PM
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17. So he probably didn't get mad cow,
at least not from eating the meat. Do you know if mad cow can be sexually transmitted? I mean, he did have a ranch, and he didn't seem to care that much for people. Maybe there animals that he liked better than people.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:14 PM
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20. I just called him a motherfucker
but cowfucker? Sounds plausible...
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LuvNewcastle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:33 PM
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23. It's possible he could've been a pigfucker also.
I found an old article about CJD in swine. I don't know if he had any swine on his ranch, though. Cattle better fit the cowboy image he projected. Of course it's possible that he could have snuck over to someone else's ranch and lain down with their swine.

http://www.albionmonitor.com/9706a/madpig.html
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:39 PM
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24. Damn right he had swine on his ranch........himself
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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 07:38 PM
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29. No, not cattle, and not swine...
Three little words are sufficient:

"Bedtime for Bonzo"

It is so obvious.
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The_Commonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:40 PM
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7. What would Ronald Reagan say if he were alive today?
"Mommy, Mommy!!! Get me out of this coffin!!!"
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:42 PM
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10. Braaaaaaains!!! BRAAAAIIIIINSSSS!!!!!
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:41 PM
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8. Thanks for Lebanon, Grenada and
thanks again for that new vegetable.... Ketchup.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:41 PM
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9. I piss on RR's grave
And hope to dog they never rename Mt Diablo to the shitty sounding Mt Reagan
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thelordofhell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:52 PM
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16. I'm proud to say that I actually went to this bastard's grave
and pissed on it. There was nobody around, and I whipped it out and showed my respect for this stain on America. Fuck you Reagan, I'll see you in hell!!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:56 PM
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19. Can I buy you a drink? A pitcher?
Thank you for pissing in millions of Americans' behalf

:yourock:
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:39 PM
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25. You're my hero
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thelordofhell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 05:42 PM
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28. It's not that hard to do
Just jump over that little fence and piss away. Man did it feel good.
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:43 PM
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11. Did we celebrate the 100-year birthday of Lyndon Johnson?
I don't recall that we did.
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:44 PM
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12. he was a disgusting president
sure Ronny, Nicaraguans were ready to storm the Florida beaches, you fucked up warmongering shittyassed bastard prick.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:51 PM
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15. I'm somewhat offended at the names you just called him...
Edited on Sun Feb-06-11 03:54 PM by abq e streeter
because you forgot, at the very least: "and I hope you're rotting in hell, motherfucker".
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:50 PM
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14. I see a common thread in your post
"Asshole" is the key word. Accurate description.

:rofl:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:56 PM
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18. I'll drink to that! nt
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:22 PM
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21. I wish St. Ronnie was still alive.
Just so I could watch that pruny prick die again.
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:29 PM
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22. Nicely put.
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Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 05:16 PM
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26. Don't forget cocaine.
And crack.

The quality of coke slid sharply once Ollie & Co started dealing with it. I will never forgive them for that.

Sonoman
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 05:19 PM
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27. Can I dance on his grave yet?
I found that I need permission.
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chrisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:45 PM
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30. This entire thread is in bad taste
Edited on Sun Feb-06-11 08:45 PM by chrisa
:thumbsdown:
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:21 PM
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32. +1
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:36 PM
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34. Nope. Celebrating a sociopath is in bad taste.
:thumbsdown:
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:59 PM
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31. Yes, fuck that guy
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:34 PM
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33. K&R #23 !1 n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:36 PM
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35. And the fucking pissy trickle.
:crazy:
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TheKentuckian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:42 PM
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36. Big K&R
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Jester Messiah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:19 PM
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37. Excellent summation.
Reagan set in motion most of what's killing us today, and those mouth breathing dullards on the other side venerate him like some kind of saint. If ignorance is bliss, they must be in ecstasy 24/7.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:57 PM
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39. Didn't call him Ronnie Ray-guns
for nothing....
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-11 01:30 AM
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40. Hear, hear!
My sentiments exactly!
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BoWanZi Donating Member (502 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-11 02:49 AM
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41. If he were alive, wouldn't Willard Scott be showing a picture of him annoucning that he was 100?
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-11 02:50 AM
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42. He was the TV spokesmodel for corporatism
and the TV machine is deifying his ass.
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-11 03:02 AM
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43. Well that sums it up in a nutshell! nt
:puke:
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