Hello, sinner! What are you guilty of today? By Mark Morford

Greetings wayward sinner!

Have you done anything unconscionable today? Have you engaged in any thought pattern, activity or perhaps even a strange interpretive dance that might be considered, well, dirty, in the harsh light of shame, guilt and stale religious dogma that smells like old socks and tastes like curdled yogurt but nevertheless manages to keep millions of confused souls in hateful thrall for centuries?

What about something blasphemous? Heathenish? Maybe even (ohplease ohplease) sexually deviant or deliciously filthy in the eyes of a panicky, manic depressive Christian God, something that would make priests swoon, Mormons moan and more than a few Republican senators run off to the bathhouse for a hot sweat and a rubdown? ...


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