THE EIGHT BEATITUDES OF THE RIGHT

Blessed are the conservatives
for theirs is the kingdom of pure capitalism.

Blessed are they who create jobs
for they shall be protected and honored above all others.

Blessed are the deregulators,
for the earth and its poor shall submit to them.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for profit,
for they shall trample the unproductive and useless.

Blessed are the eliminationists,
for they shall wipe out the liberals, non-Christians, and all undesirables.

Blessed are the destroyers of unions,
for they shall enslave the masses.

Blessed are those who send others to endless wars,
for they shall be called true patriots.

Blessed are they who seek to divide and degrade their fellow man in the name of God,
for their kingdom is a mockery of the Lord.