A New Political Party is Formed

A New Party Lives

It seems that a new splinter group party is now forming. One could see the leanings for a while but now it is becoming a fact. The new group will be called RHAKP, The Round-Heel and Knee-Pad Party. Anyone is welcome to join. Republican, Democrat, Independent, Teabaggers, Kocksuckers, any and all welcome.

It is hard to determine how many members this new party now has, because it seems that everyday more and more members are coming out of the woodwork. Members from every state. A new chapter might even be forming right next door to you as you read this. Some of the state party heads are known.

Sarah Palin heads Alaska, Michele Bachmann heads Minnesota, Rick Scott from Florida, Jan Brewer from Arizona. If interested in joining it is recommended that you contact these people. Any legal issues will be handled by their in-house counsel. Any laws that you think you may have broken, please contact clarencethomas@clowncollegelaws.gov/justice.

It is understood that the platform for this new party will be pretty straight forward. From what we can determine this is just a few of them.

1.It is required that you have to be able to talk out of two body orifices at the same time.
2.It is NOT required that the same words coming out of either orifice makes any sense nor that the same thing comes out of both.
3.It is understood many may have been taught from an early age that humans have souls, but each member has to declare that they will work hard to exorcise their soul out of their body.
4.Only members that have exorcised their souls are permitted to run for office. A soulless test will be administered prior to official nomination for office.
5.All soulless candidates are required to have in their possession shoes with rounded heels and/or knee pads to prove that they are dedicated to service their corporate friends.
6.Off-shore accounts are recommended but not necessary.
7.It is required that all candidates profess that the people exist to praise corporations.

More platform planks will be added as they are released.

All I can say is I hope that this party is successful for this country has gone on for too long caring about people.

But I'll K&R anyway.