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Dappleganger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:47 PM Original message |
Honestly, my state never disappoints with the weird. |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. The ass is nature's pocket. nt |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. Nature abhors a vacuum |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
2. A CVS receipt and a coupon |
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City of Mills (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:50 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Right??? Somebody buy this man a pocket! |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 08:10 PM Response to Reply #2 |
15. He should convert his rectum into a paperless office |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 08:58 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Gotta keep the receipt just in case you need to return something. |
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peace frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
3. HA! I knew it had to be Flori-DUH |
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Angry Dragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. Puts new meaning to the phrase ......"Stick it up your ass" |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:55 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. LOL !!! |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. somebody's job was to find all that......shit |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'll see Neil Lansing and raise you Andrea Schroeder |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. It wasn't his fault. |
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demtenjeep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. good god |
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tosh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
12. My dearest Dappleganger... |
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Dappleganger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:19 PM Response to Reply #12 |
19. It's true, you're right... |
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MadHound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
13. This is not new or unusual, |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
14. No miniature Bible? |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:44 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. What happens in Veg-ass stays in Veg-ass |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
16. Rectal Foreign Body |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 01:49 AM Response to Reply #16 |
28. This is one thread that would *not* benefit from pictures, thankyouverymuch. n/t |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 02:27 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. I did not wish to sully the thread ... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:37 PM Response to Reply #16 |
35. A nurse friend of mine recalls seeing a guy in ER who had a Head and Shoulders bottle up his bum. |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
18. I just knew it was going to be Florida before I opened up your thread. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
20. What was the coupon for? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 02:27 AM Response to Reply #20 |
32. Preparation H? |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
21. Ah flashbacks to those forlorn days as a medic |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
22. coupon? I bet I know what it's for |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
24. What's the deal with that receipt? |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. oh my |
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joeunderdog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-11 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
26. No beers? |
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upi402 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 01:58 AM Response to Reply #26 |
29. lulz |
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AmBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
27. We Floridians are quite creative you know. |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
30. Where did he pack his philodendron? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 02:25 AM Response to Original message |
31. I'm so glad we have Florida |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
34. 17 Oxycodone pills. Could it be this man is a drug mule for Rush? |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
36. I'm missing a 7-1/4" Skil power saw |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
37. What did he need the receipt for? |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:50 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. In case he needed to return something. |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:56 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Tax filing time is approaching! n/t |
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DefenseLawyer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
38. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
40. What's still in his ass... |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-11 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
42. A CVS receipt? |
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