URGENT! Scott Walker, call me NOW!

My name is Ivana Kutchakochov, and I am recently divorced from a Russian mafioso. Before he was about to have me killed, I was able to abscond to Nigeria with over $500 million from our joint account. Unfortunately, due to the rigorous Nigerian banking laws I am unable to access my funds without a valid credit card number.
My husband made much of his money by having peasants attempting to seek a decent living exterminated, so even though he is a bad man who shot my pet giraffe, I know you will understand that this money was honestly earned.
I have been informed that you are an opportunistic fellow, so I offer you this once-in-a-lifetime chance. If you send me $5,000 and a credit card number linked to an active account, I will wire a direct deposit of $250 million to any bank of your choosing. Please do not delay. I must act within the next 72 hours, or else our window of opportunity will close. I await your response.
Sincerely,
Ivana

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you need to blame Commies and promote Glenn Beck along with World Nut Daily.

You also need more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!s.

Any decent contract should be negotiable. How about he counteroffers to send 30,000 and get 300 mil?

;)

I'm naked in a hot tub with Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell. Come over.

I must now go and wash my brain with bleach.


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I call it Three Mehs And A Baby

This was obviously photoshopped. The grainy pictures prove it.

calling from the "other side".

LOL

you'll be a political outcast...oh, he already is.

You dirty piece of shit whore. :rofl:

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Rest of the replies are pretty funny, too. Ivana, don't forget to post Scott's response. Looking forward to another hearty chuckle!

Walker has two daddies!

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