Did you get this one this week? A little humor

A Republican congressman was seated next to a
little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to
talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to
read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to
talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the
congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be
interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really
feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the
economy, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

:D