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Truth2Tell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 05:51 PM
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Shine My Shoes Fuckface
Best Bill Maher line ever!

Watch the video:

http://tv.gawker.com/#!5781426/bill-maher-to-poor-people-stop-thinking-your-interests-are-the-same-as-the-rich

Bill Maher to Poor People: Stop Thinking Your Interests are the Same as the Rich

Matt Cherette — During last night's Real Time, Bill Maher decried shows like Secret Millionaire—which he claims "try and put a happy ending on America's enormous wealth disparity"—in a rant against the glamorization/idolization of the rich by the poor.


Maher's rant came during the show-ending "New Rules" segment; he introduced the topic by saying, "Television networks have to stop making shows that try and put a happy ending on America's enormous wealth disparity, and instead make a show called Shine My Shoes, Fuckface!" and continuing with, "Come on! This is America, where the top 400 people have more money than the bottom 150 million combined." (Is anyone else surprised—even somewhat—by that figure?)

"People watch this shit and find it inspirational," Maher later lamented, before telling the poor, "America's rich aren't giving you money—they're taking your money!" and citing a statistic that claims 80% of the income generated in America between 1980-2005 went to the top 1% of earners.

The segment wasn't *all* glum, though—in true Maher style, he was able to work in a few pointed (and admittedly damn funny) jokes. But in the interest of not spoiling the fun, I'll let you find out what they were yourself, straight from the angry horse's mouth (via the above video).
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 05:57 PM
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1. K&R
Yeah, that happy transfer of wealth to the likes of the Kochs. What a concept!
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 05:59 PM
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2. kick-kitty
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chillspike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 06:02 PM
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3. Brilliant!
K & R!
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 06:17 PM
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4. That is a funny video and a message EVERYone needs to hear.
Especially the Reaganomic-defending TeaDouchers that think they're gonna rub elbows with Trump someday.
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snagglepuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 06:36 PM
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5. Brilliant line. So many millions of people deify the rich. I suppose they see
the rich as "blessed" by god and therefore worthy.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 06:40 PM
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6. That's exactly what Fox News does - they talk to people like they're millionaires.
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 06:44 PM
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7. Let's stop calling those 400 people "top people"
They need a more accurate descriptive name.

"Top people" are people who actually contribute to society. Like teachers and firefighters.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 09:22 PM
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8. This is one of the best comments, ever!
When Maher's right, he's right. Only I don't want those assholes dumped into my neighborhood. I want them on welfare in the rural south. See how long it would take before they'd crack and find a way to get a message to one of their cronies to come rescue them.

My guess is that it would be a half hour show, no more.
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Truth2Tell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 10:25 PM
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9. Here's the thing about a pinata...
it doesn't open on it's own. You have to beat it with a stick.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 12:10 PM
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10. Isn't that a great line???
Excellent clip.
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Truth2Tell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:35 PM
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11. yep, I think that's the thesis.
:) :hi:
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jtown1123 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:36 PM
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12. This is awesome...Thank Maher! Kick and Rec
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:54 PM
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13. He nailed it.
And shows like Undercover Boss and Secret Millionaire make me sick. One of Maher's best New Rules segment.
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