Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell: USS Valley Forge (CG-50) fired first salvo, launching...

Poll_Blind

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Sat Mar-19-11 04:01 PM
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Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell: USS Valley Forge (CG-50) fired first salvo, launching...

Edited on Sat Mar-19-11 04:07 PM by Poll_Blind

...over (440,000 high-quality dental exams) to disable Libyan anti-aircraft sites. Squdrons of (526,315 prenatal care visits) patroled the skies in search of Libyan fighter jets, ready to launch one of their (214 monthly chemotherapy treatments) at a moment's notice, should the need arise.

He also said that, meanwhile, a lone (520,833,333 nourishing school lunches) patrolled off the coast, providing radar information to (8,124 USDA meat inspector annual salaries) so that (526,315 prenatal care visits) could also deal with Libyan army trucks which may be carrying troops to the front lines.

OnEdit: Al-Jazeera English provided a correction to the number of (high-quality dental exams) launched and I have corrected the figures, where appropriate.

PB

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Sat Mar-19-11 04:05 PM
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1. omg -- i love this!

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nashville_brook

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Sat Mar-19-11 04:06 PM
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2. rec +1 up to 0 -- jeez, people!

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Sat Mar-19-11 06:07 PM
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5. I think today is flag-waving day, not thinking about the costs day, sadly.

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msongs

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Sat Mar-19-11 04:11 PM
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3. the true cost of war against foreigners instead of republicans lol nt

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somone

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Sat Mar-19-11 04:14 PM
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4. But but we must bring freedom to all the world

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Lucinda

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Sat Mar-19-11 06:11 PM
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6. Nicely done PB.

:hi:

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Gregorian

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Sat Mar-19-11 06:23 PM
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7. Excellent, if not sad.

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Poll_Blind

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Sat Mar-19-11 11:55 PM
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10. And there are a shit-load more (nutritious school lunches) to be launched!

:cry:

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Sat Mar-19-11 06:26 PM
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8. I unreded because my puppins jumped up I am sorry it deserves a +1000

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Sat Mar-19-11 06:27 PM
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9. K/R!!

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