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JanDutchy Donating Member (593 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:21 AM
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Libya: Colonel Gaddafi in hiding guarded by a 40-strong squad of gun-toting female virgin bodyguards
Source: Daily Mirror


COLONEL Gaddafi was last night thought to be hiding in a secret underground bunker – guarded by a 40-strong squad of gun-toting female virgin bodyguards.

The tyrant has not been seen in public since the first allied blitz on Saturday and UK Special Forces sources believe he has fled to Sabha, a desert city of 130,000 people all fiercely loyal to their leader.

As well as his famous female minders – who wear make-up and high-heels – Gaddafi is understood to have surrounded himself with blood-thirsty mercenaries from Chad, Niger and Eastern Europe to give him round-the-clock protection.



Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/03/22/libya-colonel-gaddafi-in-hiding-guarded-by-a-40-strong-squad-of-gun-toting-female-virgin-bodyguards-115875-23006825/
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:27 AM
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1. Too many James Bond movies....
I swear this guy is modeling himself after all the stereotypical James Bond movie villains.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:30 AM
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2. Or Robert Palmer Videos
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 09:34 AM
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9. or too many "Dear Penthouse Forum" letters
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 09:42 AM
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11. IMHO
You can NEVER get enough Robert Palmer videos!!! :rofl: :hide:
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 09:26 AM
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7. You mean Gaddafi, or the propagandist who wrote the article?
I heard he's in his dirty spider-hole with Jessica Lynch!
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:31 AM
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3. "BRING ON ZEE FEM-BOTS!"
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truthisfreedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:31 AM
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4. That's how I roll too.
Bloodthirsty 70-year-old virgins.
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WatsonT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:38 AM
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5. I doubt they're virgins
What a surreal situation.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 08:59 AM
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6. Lets get real.
How good of a bodyguard can you be when wearing high heels?
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 09:27 AM
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8. Get real? As in, take notice that this story is in the Daily Mirror?
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 09:35 AM
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10. Reread the posts. They are all jokes. Nobody is taking this story seriously.
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 11:14 AM
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12. Maybe you're right. Oops. The difference perhaps...
Edited on Tue Mar-22-11 11:16 AM by JackRiddler
is that I can't get past the fact that this is war propaganda. So as ridiculous as it is, my first reaction is anger at the writers.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 11:55 AM
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15. fair enough. Pretty preposterous though, Britain needs better propagandists
This is real Weekly World News "batboy" type stuff.
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 01:05 PM
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18. Well, Gaddafi really does have an Amazonian Guard...
Edited on Tue Mar-22-11 01:05 PM by JackRiddler
who have been the subject of titillating Western news stories for many years.

But given the timing, simple logic (he's running a war), and the very low odds that the Daily Mirror trolls have any idea of his current whereabouts, this particular story might as well be about how he's hiding in a "Spider Hole" and mistreating Jessica Lynch.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 11:23 AM
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14. Neither did I.
Read my post.
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Dash87 Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 11:15 AM
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13. I thought this would be The Onion when I clicked on it.
:wtf:
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Change Happens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 12:11 PM
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16. I know two of them girls :)
Edited on Tue Mar-22-11 12:15 PM by Change Happens
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Freddie Stubbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-11 12:12 PM
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17. Just replace 'Colonel Gaddafi' with 'Charlie Sheen' and
the headline is just as plausible.
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