Tim Pawlenty, action movie hero! - Democratic Underground

The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:32 AM
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Tim Pawlenty, action movie hero!

http://www.salon.com/news/tim_pawlenty/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/03/22/pawlenty_movie_2012

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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tallahasseedem

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:33 AM
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1. This guy is a great cure for insomnia...

could he get any more boring?

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icnorth

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:47 AM
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3. Dangerous stuff this insomnia cure...

happened to Rachael twice last night; immediately after mentioning his name she dropped into Z land and banged her head on the desk. ;-)

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tridim

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:41 AM
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2. So Timmeh, what happens to our "entitlements" after they're "tackled"?

I'll be waiting for your generipublican canned answer.

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emulatorloo

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:56 AM
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7. His answer is whatever the latest teabagger "thinking" is on the subject

This guy is pretty much a Sarah Palin equivalent.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Mar-22-11 10:06 AM
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10. He's even picked up an (occasional) fake southern accent

to enhance his folksiness and appeal to the teabaggerati. Even Sarah didn't do that.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:51 AM
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4. You have to be careful around Timmy the Tool.

It's true that he's amazingly boring, but he's also as mean as a snake. So once he's sucked all of the energy out of the room, bored you into a coma and rendered you unable to pay any attention to him, he'll pull all kinds of evil shit. Imagine Darth Vader disguised as Mr. Peepers.

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hifiguy

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:55 AM
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6. You nailed Timmeh exactly

Edited on Tue Mar-22-11 09:55 AM by hifiguy

No one who had to watch the little shit close up for the last eight years can misunderestimate that vicious little turd one bit save at their own peril.

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emulatorloo

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:58 AM
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8. I agree, he is dangerous. Media keeps claiming he is a moderate. He is as teabaggy & hateful

as they come.

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Ganja Ninja

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Tue Mar-22-11 09:55 AM
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5. I've already got the title for his next film.

A Bridge Too Old.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Mar-22-11 10:02 AM
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9. Good one. But, a truly accurate title would be

A Bridge Too Neglected Because I Wouldn't Raise Taxes To Fund The DOT.

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