Today's top news story in the U.S. TV "news" media is about...

Thunderstruck

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Tue Mar-29-11 02:50 PM
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Today's top news story in the U.S. TV "news" media is about...

Edited on Tue Mar-29-11 02:53 PM by Thunderstruck

A SNAKE THAT ESCAPED FROM ITS EXHIBIT AND IS NOW TWEETING ABOUT ITS ADVENTURE!

Un-freakin'-believable!

The really, REALLY sad part is, it's really not unbelievable. Indeed, it's completely believable.

Sad. SAD!

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Autumn

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Tue Mar-29-11 02:57 PM
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1. Don't blame them,

they finally found what they can identify with. A snake and someone behind them writing the fake script.

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damntexdem

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Tue Mar-29-11 03:43 PM
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2. Wow, a snake with thumbs! Ooh, shiny!

;-)

What, you expected NEWS from the U.S. MSM?

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freshwest

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Tue Mar-29-11 07:06 PM
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9. What's scarey is some might believe it. I love sneaky, slinky and shiny things, but not MSM.

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yodermon

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Tue Mar-29-11 04:46 PM
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3. I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes

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Brigid

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Tue Mar-29-11 05:37 PM
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6. in this motherfuckin town!

You forgot the rest. ;)

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spanone

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Tue Mar-29-11 04:49 PM
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4. the media....

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or better yet

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lunatica

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Tue Mar-29-11 04:57 PM
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5. media hogging snake!

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Brigid

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Tue Mar-29-11 05:51 PM
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7. Aw, come on . . . Where's your sense of humor?

With all that's going on in the world, from wars to nuclear reactors in meltdown, a little levity never hurt anyone. :)

BTW, I read that at one point the snake tweeted, "Leaving Wall Street -- these guys make my skin crawl!". :rofl:

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Snoutport

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Tue Mar-29-11 06:01 PM
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8. a 3oz 20" long baby snake...

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freshwest

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Tue Mar-29-11 07:07 PM
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10. It could be a worm. Just sayin'

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