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chwaliszewski

(1,514 posts) Mon Dec 25, 2017, 06:34 PM Dec 2017

Oldie but a goodie anti-Trump joke

One Christmas day, Trump looks outside from the confides of the White House (that hurts to type, btw) and sees someone had written in the snow, for everyone to see, the words Trump is an asshole!. Obviously irate, he has the Secret Service investigate this outrage. A few days later, they come back to him with their findings. "Mr. President, we have good news and bad news." Trump asks, "Well, tell me the good news first." "Well, Sir, we did tests on the liquid that was used and it turns out it is urine from your Vice President." Angered, Trump proclaims "That weasely S.O.B., I knew I couldn't trust him. Well, what's the bad news, fellas?" "We're sorry, Sir, but the handwriting is Melania's."

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Oldie but a goodie anti-Trump joke (Original Post) chwaliszewski Dec 2017 OP

That joke was originally an Ozarks folktale nuxvomica Dec 2017 #1

Fake news! SCantiGOP Dec 2017 #2

Oooh, a three-way! lastlib Dec 2017 #3

I like it. ... Demoiselle Dec 2017 #4

Feeling the heat and needing a break, Trump disguises himself and sneaks out of the White House TlalocW Dec 2017 #5

nuxvomica

(12,444 posts)

1. That joke was originally an Ozarks folktale

Reply to chwaliszewski (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 08:06 PM

Dec 2017

It's in a terrific book called Pissing in the Snow and Other Ozark Folktales. I like your twist on it.

SCantiGOP

(13,873 posts)

2. Fake news!

Reply to chwaliszewski (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 08:16 PM

Dec 2017

Pence wouldn’t have been there unless Mother was with him.

lastlib

(23,288 posts)

3. Oooh, a three-way!

Reply to SCantiGOP (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 08:50 PM

Dec 2017

Demoiselle

(6,787 posts)

4. I like it. ...

Reply to chwaliszewski (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:08 PM

Dec 2017

TlalocW

(15,391 posts)

5. Feeling the heat and needing a break, Trump disguises himself and sneaks out of the White House

Reply to chwaliszewski (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:24 PM

Dec 2017

He walks the streets of DC and comes across a comedy club, and he goes in. The head comedian is a ventriloquist act, and the whole routine is nothing but anti-Trump jokes. Not able to get through half the routine, Trump stand up, whips of his disguise, and angrily yells, "I'm the president of the United States, and I think I deserve more respect than this!" The room goes quiet, and the silence is broken by the comedian who tries to apologize, "Sir, I'm deeply sorry if you were offended by anything I said..." Trump interrupts, yelling, "I'm not talking to you. It's that little asshole on your lap that's the problem!"

TlalocW

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