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Trump blames Jeff Sessions for leaving the Senate to work for ... Donald Trump
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/12/26/1727747/-Trump-blames-Jeff-Sessions-for-leaving-the-Senate-to-work-for-Donald-TrumpTrump blames Jeff Sessions for leaving the Senate to work for ... Donald Trump
By Hunter
Tuesday Dec 26, 2017 · 4:01 PM EST
It is becoming increasingly clear that the person feigning at being a president is, in fact, a gigantic moron.
The Associated Press released a profile on Trump today which examined some of the most consequential moments from his first year in office. The piece suggests that the president is angry with Sessions again because the latter relinquished his position in the Senate after being chosen for Attorney General, and now, that old seat could end up swinging the fragile balance of Congress:
Wait, what?
[T]he rift between Trump and Sessions still has not healed. Recently, Trump bemoaned the Republicans’ loss in a special election in Alabama and in part blamed Sessions, whose departure from the Senate to head to Justice necessitated the election.
But ... Sessions left the Senate because Donald Trump picked him as ... Donald Trump’s Attorney General. It was Donald that did that? You know, the shouting ever-lying asshole Donald Trump thinks so highly of? Himself? That guy?
So, um ... he's stupid, right? He appears to be blaming Jeff Sessions for not being two people at once, or is possibly blaming him for accepting the job Trump asked him to do? Or, sweet Jeebus, has he possibly forgotten why Jeff left the Senate at all?
I mean, it's not just that he's stupid, but that he's ... really stupid? Like, amazingly, astonishingly, trophy-worthily stupid? As dumb as a solid gold toilet? As dumb as a fast-food burger hand-delivered to a private jet? As dumb as—
Nope. Can't do it. I can no longer think of things stupider than Donald J. Trump. If Trump is truly peeved at Jeff Sessions for taking the Attorney General position, thus requiring a new election in which Donald chose to side with Roy Pervert Moore, Loser, then we have been catapulted past 25th Amendment territory and into Alice's own Wonderland.
This isn't just stupid, this is a level of stupidity mankind has never before witnessed. This is the Moon Shot of stupid, we're looking at. This man is genuinely the stupidest person to have ever walked the planet. He may have had his own brain removed and bronzed as act of self-worship; it may even now be buried, forgotten, under a pile of old golf magazines in a Trump Tower closet. This is not dementia, and far beyond narcissism; Donald Trump is, in fact, just very, very, very stupid.
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