pickles I do no know.

Breathe a sigh of relief.

I have a closet full of them. I'll wear the most elegant one of the bunch and finally open that bottle of Dom that's been waiting since November 8, 2016. Any anchor who wants one... I'll happily hook them up!

I want to see something out of the Great Gatsby when Cheetolini gets tossed out. Cases of chilled bubbly come rolling out on the sets and onto the streets of the world.

before I piss on his political grave.

The day Trump goes down, every newscast features newscasters in party hats, reporting from behind desks that are cluttered with empty champagne glasses, liquor bottles, streamers and confetti.

Broadcasts will be barely audible, as off-camera staffers join in the on-air revelry, laughing and high-fiving each other as they wade through the balloons and noise-makers that are scattered everywhere.

The only news outlet that won't be participating will be FOX-News, of course - they'll be revisiting their special report on that cheeseburger emoji that has the cheese under the burger instead of the other way around.

indictments. Very much so.

The only outfit they are thinking about having to wear is an orange jumpsuit.

when the many heavily armed, angry and totally insane Trump supporters decide the media is to blame for the fall.