Apparently she's not a prostitute, but there have been a lot of rumors that she was. . .

But what a punishment for any soul. . . She did, indeed, have sex with Donald T. Trump. How repulsive.

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Either that or Chuck E. Cheese.
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Seriously though, her stylist needs to be fired.

It reminds me of an embroidered mylar balloon.

so I wouldn't expect her to know much about fashion. Even so, that dress is uniquely hideous.

I thought she'd stuck bunny decals on it. They looked a lot like that pink bunny!

..."rear end" model.

or wrapped in so many rounds of cling film that she can't move. For a former model, she seems unable to wear clothes in a way that they look natural or like something a normal human would want to wear. This is the worse I've seen so far.

But it probably cost $$$$, which is what counts in TrumpWorld.

But, seriously? With all that money this was the best dress you could find? Sad😝

it's just awful!

Her face is stuck permanently on resting witch face. She’s had so much Botox,
Her face doesn’t move.

One things for sure, he never gets to those goods any more now that they're bought and paid for. They deserve one another.

or offer as a possibility, that she is in so much emotional pain being around her husband, being abused by him, etc, that it shows in her face. From what I gave seen, this is quite common in people who suffer emotional and/or psychological pain.. frowns, no smiles, down-turned mouth sad eyes, everything, wrinkled forehead.. and on and on.....

UPDATE 10:17 p.m.: What is Melania wearing? It’s Erdem’s Emery floral sequined midi dress. The price? Originally priced at $5,500, the dress can now be found online for about $2,500.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/local/trump-palm-beach-president-expected-ring-2018-mar-lago/63gzwpYumHROYsyUBik0eI/

That looks like something a little 60s girl might have gotten for dress up. Yet it is Neiman Marcus. I guess money does not buy taste.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Erdem-Emery-Floral-Sequined-Midi-Dress-Pink-and-Matching-Items/prod201030019/p.prod

A neon gunny sack.
What a strange outfit.

In the Palm Beach photo, poor Barron is standing there in a tux matching his dad's. It's like they don't realize he's a child. At least he seems like a very obedient boy. I'm just trying to imagine what my three boys would have said at that age at an order to wear a tux. I couldn't even get them to put on leather shoes. Trump's such a martinet though-- remember Donnie Jr's college roommate saying that Trump knocked Djr to the floor because the boy dressed -- for a ballgame-- in a Yankees jersey rather than a suit.

I don't imagine Trump pays him much attention, anyway. In every photo he is standing still, his face expressionless, his arms hanging straight down his sides, his hands open. There is also the much published tale of how Trump only "allowed" Melania to have a baby if she promised she'd get her figure back. Another reason to wish Trump gone, the sooner the better: Melania can quit the job of FLOTUS, which she obviously hates, and take her son away to live a hopefully, more normal life.

he is all about him. Plus he did not pay any attention to Ivana's children till they were older.

That goes with it is "SOLD OUT".

..."chubby" very appealing from a psychological point of view, even if it looked good.

It was pink and fluffy, but more like a duster than an angora kitten.

I would have thought they'd raise the price, thinking rich women everywhere would want one, causing a shortage.

Online it had a blue satin belt; made it look maybe 1% better...no sign of it here.

Seriously that dress makes her look like an over-stuffed sausage made with pink slime. Gah.

(I'm into fashion). The material could be cute as a skirt or as a top, but not together. And definitely not those sleeves.

Let me see...

The sleeves are bad
The embroidery is even worse...is she TRYING to look like she's wearing a quilt?
This is one of the few dresses that really does make you look fat
...and whoever did her makeup needs a crash course in blush. Hers is terrible.

It looks like the clothes my daughters had for their Barbie dolls. And some of the Barbie inspired toddler clothes I saw but never bought for my girls.

SParkly and princess like.

Oh, gawd. The maggot and his family do really think they are royalty, don't they?

She should have worn the tablecloth. That dress is absolutely hideous and 60K is way too much for it. At least the chocolate rabbit would taste good.

Link to tweet

You can see that the folds on the shower curtain are exactly the same as the folds on the dress as she wears it. You can even see the highlight from her thigh on the shower curtain.

However, I still maintain it would be a hideous shower curtain.

we had a Shower Curtain similiar to that in the mid Seventies.

On thing,if Donnie spills a Coke on her,it will wash right off.

Was she not a Skin Model in Eourpe?

body. The clothes she wore as a "piece of ass" in her early relationship with fucking moron made sense. By trying to wear dresses that seem proper for a first lady she looks absurd. Other then that, she really has no fantasy or whimsy or sense of style... on the other hand, Michelle O had this sense in spades.

"We are America's worst nightmare. White trash with money".

The entire family is "uncouth", as my grandma would say. She'd be horrified by our events.

Nasty!

and stand next to him - she puts on the face to go out in public in those absurdly looking and costing rags the same way she puts on the face to go out in public and stand next to him!1

I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama, I miss Michelle Obama.

She managed to to look more elegant in workout gear or puttering around the garden.

More than I can say.

From class to ass in one fell swoop.

If something is hideous, just charge more for it and dumb ones trying to look stylish with think it is the latest thing. And that is downright hideous.

The dress isn't the problem - sure it doesn't flatter her. But given her presentation - the only thing that would seem right on her - would be as cold and unhappy as she.

This is the same reason she didn't make it as a model. She doesn't make anything look good, really.

In fact, Melania makes Hamberton Bullberfinch look like a fashion maven ...

Does anyone else think she looks like a Madame Tussauds waxwork figure?

Madam Tussaud's Museum. Barron the kid looks so lost.

I think these are terribly unhappy people. Not that I feel sorry for them, well except Barron. Melania doesn't even look like a real person in this photo.

doesn't she???

just like the one with the pope

In almost every pic. taken.
Even the average female has seen enough tv shows to know how to stand in a relaxed manner.

I've been kidding about her being a Stepford Wife, but now I am starting to wonder... is it possible she is Xanaxed to the eyebrows?

She married that piece of garbage. Why would you expect any sense of taste from her now??? Give it up.

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Let someone with better instincts do it. That is their job. Not yours.

Ghastly.

parked a blimp in there. Not in a good way. Ridiculous.

They have to be replaced every 10 to 15 years.

Nothing going on there.

Many first ladies make it a point to wear American designers as often as possible to very public events.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

I thought it was photoshopped to look like this -- as if she were inside a giant balloon that was puffed up.

it must look good on anyone in the universe.

I don't think she has looked good since the Inauguration.

She cannot move her face.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

or a spy, and perhaps a handler. I have alwayds wondered who she was reporting to.

He’d have a field day.

.. oh I don't know.. It's awful.. on its own and even worse on her.

I wouldn't take it as a table cloth or a shower curtain, either.

Unbelievable!

unsuccessful and photographers didn't want to work with her because she was "too wooden." She takes the "sexy" out of everything. A block of ice.

As a nudie porn model,she wouldn't know cloth fashion. Or plastic.

Although Donald's foreign visits probably include plastic sheeting.

It would not be the first time he set out to humiliate her. I think the entire rip off of Michelle Obama's speech was done deliberately to prank her. Anything to draw attention to him and his campaign.

She came to the US to work for an escort service -- translation: Highly-paid ho'.

And nothing has changed.

All she needs is a pole to dance around.

Of course, I'm sure she has to agree to each number. Unlike most of the First Ladies I can remember, she doesn't seem to have her own individual style. Her choices are all over the place. That said, it would very difficult to out-shine Michelle Obama. THAT woman had style. And to think some conservatives criticized Michelle Obama for "showing her arms"--puhleeze.

makes it look like she has a basketball stuffed in her chest. This one will go in the books as one of the ugliest
dresses ever worn by a "First Lady". She may hold the title, but she in no way qualifies for the job any more
than her incompetent, ignorant, bullying, racist, sack of orange $hit con man husband qualifies for his. What a pair of losers.

I am no expert on fashion but I do watch Project Runway.

I sometimes like things other people find ugly and I am willing to cut the person some slack when warranted. But this is just hideous. I don't even think it's one of those things that looks better in person. There's something off about all of the proportions, not to mention the tackiness of the shiny fabric and flowers. Cut the sleeves off and make a V neck in front which would be more flattering for her chest and it might have been passable.

outed if frisked for wires.

Must be many paranoid people in White House circles now.

trophy wife, dusts her off when he needs her. very sad indeed.

...if I'd spent several years cooped up in that gold-plated-kitsch-fuck-fest-from-hell apartment in Tramp Tower, my tastes would probably be FUBAR-squared too?

But that fabric makes an ugly ass shower curtain too.

Granted if you look fabulous anyway, a burlap sack looks great on you. (Not so with her)

In her case she probably has to please her Owner (that's her job) - hence the garbage wardrobe with gaudy cartoony Rich Bastard™ vibes. She may have just went with the most expensive shiny "fancy looking" piece of shit she could (out of what her personal shopper brought)

She wore this for the runway show during fashion week.

Either way that is hideous lol

nice outfits etc...come on she's got bank to get the high post stuff. She's a birther pusher (puns there) and birther lover (gross) but come on she has fashion sense --- most of the time.

I'm being objective.

her clothes are. The only time she looked good was at Donny Two Scoops' YUUUUge Inauguration. IMHO.