This can't be real? Can it?

I sleep during the day and am awake all night into the early AM, so I get to see all sorts of crazy infomercials. I, too, had to do a double take when I saw that monstrosity on sale. Think I saw it a lot on the American History Channel.

Morons will be morans

Maybe we should all think up some products. I'm in for "Uncle Don's Crab Lice Removal Kit."

surely the bear would be orange

Is violating Public law 94-334 know as the Federal Flag Code.


https://www.va.gov/opa/publications/celebrate/flagdisplay.pdf

* Commercial abuse of veterans, patriotism and women noted.
* Same IQ as tRump and would make a better president (it can't Tweet).
* Country of origin???
* Probably endorsed by A. Jones and P. Robertson.
* 40 bucks (+S/H) for a $15 stuffed animal with bad hair.
* Optional pull ring on back makes bear grab women in the (you know what)?
* Totally ugly beyond description.

If you want to barf again, go to official web site: http://www.thetrumpybear.com/

They have the gall to say "Commemorating the United States of America" and a pix of the White House as background. Is this a symbol of what ails our nation or what?

.......

I can't process this.

A flag blanket? Trademark hair? $19.95?

Seriously, you have to be fucking kidding me.

Satire is on life support.

at least it doesn't come with a gun.

real -sick- plush animal toy...with a fuzzy US flag hidden inside to "wrap yourself up in"