to begin repealing FAA rules and regulations.

Tremendous, tremendous year.

in a tragic runaway buggy accident like they used to in the 19th century before Trump was in charge.

and it kept Lions, Tigers, and Bears away from my House

No space alien invasion of Earth !

that is true and yet he hasn't bragged about it yet.

To blame Obama for the 9/11 crashes.

You get credit for those, Dotard.

Plus 1 killed domestic terrorism in Charlottesville! By your "very fine people"! Who you have NEVER condemned!

FUCK YOU


Your a fucking PIN HEAD, and being in the industry for over 25 years, your a fucking idiot, you don't have any clue, so put the paper bag over your head and put the sock with the glue in your mouth and breath deeply.................................

But in his eyes he really is doing a great job - remember, no one died of Bubonic Plague anywhere in the world last year, too.

Coal mining deaths skyrocket in 2017

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141951116

Since I have this rock, I haven't been attacked by a tiger, even though I live in a city that doesn't have any tigers in it, near it or are native to the area.

by the orange asshole making this claim, he thinks he's that magic rock.

He is a rock but there is nothing magic about him and the "rock" is located where is brain should be.

His grandiosity will become worse after the signing of the tax bill.
He considers this a huge personal success and it will embolden him.

... color of the sky, he would probably change it to gold.

that was "very strict on commercial aviation." I am sure he never discussed it with anyone.

No deaths from saber-tooth tiger attacks, meteorite strikes, alien invasion or vampires since he took office.
He wants us to know that we should just be grateful to be alive.

...a plane. It’s Super Ass!

Doesn't bother to gather information. Just opens his mouth and takes credit for the sun's journey from east to west.

and there are casualties he will blame Obama

but this year is the year when it's real! That's why it's newsworthy. Stupid liberals wouldn't understand.

I didn't have a flat tire last year, I know you had a hand in it!

Aide: "Oh, by the way, Mr. President, once again there were no fatal airline crashes anywhere in 2017, so there's no indication that further regulation is nee--"

POTUS: [fiddling with phone] "Just a sec. Need to get this out. What's that word that starts with a that means flying?"

but hey, as the flyingest state? We can prove he's a liar.