Now that this Russian collusion allusion,
Putting the American public in a big confusion,
Is a one year intense, bigly political stunt,
And has proven to be a total hoaxy witch hunt,

The Democrats and their corporate hate mongers,
Fake News Mainstream Media and smarty talkers,
With their take-out-Ronnie-Reagan-playbook hawkers,
Are bonkers and mental stability and intelligence mockers.

Actually, throughout my life, grand and very glorious,
My two greatest assets have been my mental stability,
And being, like, really smart, really, not just vain glorious,
Even if I need to oft remind the Witch Hunters of my ability.

Crooked Hillary also played these cards bigly diligently,
And, as everyone knows, went down with a big majority,
I went from successful businessman, to a yuuge reality T.V. Star,
To President without a majority, but with Russian help from afar.

I think I qualify as not smart, but rather a real genius,
For pulling off stealing the Electoral college so easily,
And not a hunted witch insane, but a very stable genius,
Because I'm like bigly clever and, like, really smart sleazily.