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EarlG

(21,965 posts) Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:14 PM Jan 2018

American Family Association has SINGLE GREATEST TOOL to prevent monkey spanking

Do you need three hours worth of training from a former Marine pilot to help you CONQUER PORN? The AFA has just the box-set of DVDs for you!

(My DU email address has been on the American Family Association's listserv for years -- presumably some helpful RW individual decided that we needed to get right with God and signed us up and I never bothered to unsubscribe.)

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American Family Association has SINGLE GREATEST TOOL to prevent monkey spanking (Original Post) EarlG Jan 2018 OP

Training from a "former Marine fight pilot"... ExciteBike66 Jan 2018 #1

I'm not sure but that CD set looks a little phallic to me. gvstn Jan 2018 #2

LOL. Nice sword/phallic symbol on the cover. SunSeeker Jan 2018 #3

The penis mightier than the sword OriginalGeek Jan 2018 #9

That's so hot.... FSogol Jan 2018 #4

How to quit spanking your "greatest tool"? nt tblue37 Jan 2018 #5

I hope someone posts it onto PornHub Blue_Adept Jan 2018 #6

.... Scurrilous Jan 2018 #10

Did they have to take James Craft's endorsement photo in an basement??? underpants Jan 2018 #7

Yours for only $129.95! TexasBushwhacker Jan 2018 #8

Sequel DVDs are a rich tradition in porn, Codeine Jan 2018 #11

Thats a nice penis advertisement! Docreed2003 Jan 2018 #12

"Single Greatest Tool" Scurrilous Jan 2018 #13

Sarah Sanders doing a nude spread? Demonaut Jan 2018 #14

LMAO Ferrets are Cool Jan 2018 #15

ExciteBike66

(2,372 posts)

1. Training from a "former Marine fight pilot"...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:18 PM

Jan 2018

It looks like its a video game flight simulator where you use your d*** instead of a controller...

gvstn

(2,805 posts)

2. I'm not sure but that CD set looks a little phallic to me.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:18 PM

Jan 2018

Maybe I'm just horny and need to check a few websites to be sure?

SunSeeker

(51,662 posts)

3. LOL. Nice sword/phallic symbol on the cover.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:18 PM

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OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

9. The penis mightier than the sword

Reply to SunSeeker (Reply #3)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:30 PM

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FSogol

(45,524 posts)

4. That's so hot....

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:20 PM

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tblue37

(65,483 posts)

5. How to quit spanking your "greatest tool"? nt

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:22 PM

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Blue_Adept

(6,400 posts)

6. I hope someone posts it onto PornHub

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:23 PM

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That'll help.

Scurrilous

(38,687 posts)

10. ....

Reply to Blue_Adept (Reply #6)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:31 PM

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underpants

(182,868 posts)

7. Did they have to take James Craft's endorsement photo in an basement???

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 02:26 PM

Jan 2018

Wow he endorsed a porn habit breaking program? Gee James, so THAT's where you've been.

Saw this once on Facebook on a tease post and cracked up for a few minutes.