Millions of bottles of piss to go to waste following cancelled Trump UK visit
http://newsthump.com/2018/01/12/millions-of-bottles-of-piss-to-go-to-waste-following-cancelled-trump-visit/
Britains stockpiles of bottled piss have been accumulated for naught after Donald Trump said he was staying at home.
Following the cancellation of Donald Trumps official visit to the UK, protesters and typically reasonable people have been forced to dispose of their stored bottles by burying them in the woods, nestling them amongst a supermarket shelf full of Lucozade, or throwing them from the upper deck of a moving bus.
Im bloody annoyed, confirmed Simon Williams, punting his bottle of piss over a fence and into a school playground.
I had a wonderful day out planned, right down to the sandwiches I was going to make ham, cheese and pickle. I was really going to push the boat out and make the most of Donald Trumps visit by drenching him in the piss Ive been saving up since the early summer. Id even purchased a massive pump-action super soaker, which I would have definitely thrown away after the event
I mean, just imagine.