“The patient is the healthiest 115-year-old man I have ever examined.”

“But doctor, the patient is only 71.”

“In that case, inform him to update his will.”

I think the actual doctor would know how to spell his own name, and would have used the abbreviation M.D.

I told him I want a second opinion. He said "Ok, you're ugly, too."

You forgot that.

Trump's diet, lack of exercise and obesity isn't healthy.