how about a cover over the offending button with a big ass sign that says do not push unless you really, really mean it.

Seems simple enough.

has he called the "president" of Hawaii yet?

If Trump was on top of things, he had 38 minutes where he could have ordered an attack. Instead, he was on the back 9 and could not be bothered. Yes! His laziness pays off finally.

with the Nuclear "football" that has the launch codes for the nations nuclear forces?

Respectfully.

Sucks for us but there it is. I agree w up thread comment to cover the damn thing unless a threat is confirmed.

Lots of republicans are suggesting it was done to scare people and hurt 45. That really is some bullshit.

How about a "Here's how it happened, and it'll never happen this way again, because this way is fucking stupid" video.

That'd be fantastic.

when he hits the nuke button. His hands were so big that he accidentally pressed all the buttons at once.

There is no button for Trumpy to push to initiate a launch.

D'oh

of them. It is so surreal. And horrifying.