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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 02:44 PM Jan 2018

Due to shutdown, Trump missed out on a slice of this, plus having his ass kissed at $50K per head



He did not get to have a slice of the most beautiful chocolate cake last night.

He missed out on the trained seal clapping of scores of people who paid $50,000 a plate to kiss his ass.

He didn't get to bask in the warm glow of making it through a year of his presidency.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY.

I know I am!

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Due to shutdown, Trump missed out on a slice of this, plus having his ass kissed at $50K per head (Original Post) Miles Archer Jan 2018 OP
Isn't the party tonight? The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #1
Yeah, but he got to whine about it not happening last night Miles Archer Jan 2018 #5
"got to whine about it" Spot on! BobTheSubgenius Jan 2018 #23
Donny won't miss out on all that sweet, sweet GOP money after all. Ligyron Jan 2018 #34
This picture is not accurate. Wouldn't he have had two scoops? Anny61 Jan 2018 #2
And I'm sure that it would push him by 0.1 ounces into the OBESE category. erronis Jan 2018 #16
I think that's one of his testicles. The other is on another plate. He has NO BALLS! George II Jan 2018 #28
too much chocolate is never enough Angry Dragon Jan 2018 #33
The whole presentation looks very 1980s to me. yardwork Jan 2018 #40
Me too! Phoenix61 Jan 2018 #3
It's not FAIR!!!!!! uppityperson Jan 2018 #4
Gawd, I love chocolate and that is absolutely decadent... but hlthe2b Jan 2018 #6
If that's what millionaires consider to be "gourmet cuisine"... Initech Jan 2018 #14
What are those puddles of thick, yellowish... yuck, never mind, I get the symbolism. nt procon Jan 2018 #7
That big smear looks like ketchup. Frustratedlady Jan 2018 #13
Raspberry coulis and dots of some sort of sweet cream. Its not the cakes fault hes an ass. bettyellen Jan 2018 #27
I wondered that the first time I saw this picture. Buns_of_Fire Jan 2018 #19
Non refundable tickets, Keep Wishing Jan 2018 #8
When does Dumpy Trumpy ever give refunds? forgotmylogin Jan 2018 #32
Message auto-removed Name removed Jan 2018 #39
So Melania doesn't have to be seen in public since the Stormy revelations this week. fierywoman Jan 2018 #9
Not the most attractive presentation. smirkymonkey Jan 2018 #10
That is NOT his. He gets two scoops of ice cream. Not one. kydo Jan 2018 #11
Owned!!!!!! Initech Jan 2018 #12
Not to mention the specialty of Moron-el-Loco: Buns_of_Fire Jan 2018 #15
oh gawd.. lol Cha Jan 2018 #35
it's 2:37 on the east coast. barbtries Jan 2018 #17
$100,000 for 2 tickets? RussBLib Jan 2018 #18
To his re-election campaign. He filed as soon as he was sworn in. yardwork Jan 2018 #41
Imagine working to make such a lovely desert Turbineguy Jan 2018 #20
Reminds me of the Millionaire Shortbread dessert I had ........... ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2018 #21
Is that the blood of the press on the plate? milestogo Jan 2018 #22
A kid from the B&G Club that my wife became close with while she worked there... BobTheSubgenius Jan 2018 #24
That tacky TRUMP in what looks to be white chocolate looks cheap & out of place--just like SCROTUS catbyte Jan 2018 #25
If he had understood the implications of the shutdown - for him - Jim__ Jan 2018 #26
Kissing Trumps ass CMFunk Jan 2018 #29
Hmmmm....is that blood coming out of "where ever"? George II Jan 2018 #30
K&R orangecrush Jan 2018 #31
That presentation looks like shit on a plate onethatcares Jan 2018 #36
Why are they serving chocolate cake on a ketchup smeared plate? Or is that blood? Squinch Jan 2018 #37
Now that everyone knows Trump swapped spit with a porn star that rimmed Ron Jeremy ... Snake Plissken Jan 2018 #38

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
5. Yeah, but he got to whine about it not happening last night
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 02:53 PM
Jan 2018
Trump's high-dollar fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago will go on

(CNN)With the government shut down, President Donald Trump isn't going to Mar-a-Lago as he planned for his high-dollar fundraiser Saturday night.

But the party for supporters to celebrate the one-year anniversary of his inauguration will still go on, according to a person involved with the fundraiser.

Given the impasse on government spending, planners of the event have been told it's unlikely Trump will make it to West Palm Beach to attend it himself. But the soiree, due to be held in the ballroom at Mar-a-Lago, will still happen.

Donors paid $100,000 a couple for tickets — or $250,000 a couple to participate in a roundtable with Trump. The proceeds go to the Trump Victory Fund, the joint fundraising effort between Trump's campaign and the Republican Party.

Trump was scheduled to fly to his Florida estate on Friday and remain there for the weekend, but the White House scrapped the President's plans as a government shutdown seemed more likely. Now that Congress failed to pass a spending bill to fund the government before the Friday midnight deadline, Trump is bunkering down in Washington until a deal is made.

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/20/politics/trump-mar-a-lago-inauguration-anniversary-fundraiser/index.html

Ligyron

(7,639 posts)
34. Donny won't miss out on all that sweet, sweet GOP money after all.
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 05:37 PM
Jan 2018

That's what it's really all about. It's nice to have your ass kissed but...

Those mean, mean Democrats!

 

Anny61

(100 posts)
2. This picture is not accurate. Wouldn't he have had two scoops?
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 02:46 PM
Jan 2018

Lovely cake, looks delish. But, I would prefer a coffee or vanilla bean ice cream. It appears to already be too rich. Choc ice cream would be too much. How could they even ruin this lovely dessert.

erronis

(15,328 posts)
16. And I'm sure that it would push him by 0.1 ounces into the OBESE category.
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:36 PM
Jan 2018

Maybe he needs an enforced weight-reduction session at a fine resort. A federal penitentiary? He might be able to get a lot of cheap sex there, too. (No worries about paying off the performers.)

yardwork

(61,700 posts)
40. The whole presentation looks very 1980s to me.
Sun Jan 21, 2018, 10:07 AM
Jan 2018

The smear of raspberry coulis, the over the top scoop of chocolate ice cream, which as you note will clash with the chocolate cake. The whole thing looks boring and overdone. And the ridiculous gold name tag stuck in it.

Typical of Trump. Bland, old fashioned, dull.

Phoenix61

(17,018 posts)
3. Me too!
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 02:48 PM
Jan 2018

Not to mention those who paid all that money with the hope that they could speak with Twitler and get some personal favor from him.

hlthe2b

(102,343 posts)
6. Gawd, I love chocolate and that is absolutely decadent... but
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 02:54 PM
Jan 2018

I so wish I'd never heard about Trump's chocolate cake obsession... Sort of ruins the experience for me on those rare occasions that I indulge.

Initech

(100,100 posts)
14. If that's what millionaires consider to be "gourmet cuisine"...
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:18 PM
Jan 2018

I'll gladly take my Dennys over that shit!

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
13. That big smear looks like ketchup.
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:18 PM
Jan 2018

And it looks like there are cake crumbs under the scoop of ice cream to keep it in place.

We have a local restaurant that puts out a 5-layer slice of chocolate cake with FUDGE frosting, pecans and three scoops of vanilla ice cream with caramel/chocolate drizzled over the top of the scoops and whipped cream to finish the presentation. Talk about decadent. It works best to eat the ice cream/whipped cream with a couple bites of the chocolate cake and take the cake home to snack on for the next 3 days. It puts his cake to shame and it's $7.50. I wonder what his costs.

Response to forgotmylogin (Reply #32)

fierywoman

(7,690 posts)
9. So Melania doesn't have to be seen in public since the Stormy revelations this week.
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:06 PM
Jan 2018

I haven't seen a photo of her since the shower curtain New Year's Even dress.

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,786 posts)
21. Reminds me of the Millionaire Shortbread dessert I had ...........
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:48 PM
Jan 2018


At a cafe at Westminster Abbey in 2015. Decedent chocolate over creamy caramel over a thick buttery thick shortbread cookie, covered with chocolate shavings and chopped pecans. All for £2.75 at the time with a pot of tea. I was in high cotton for that moment.

Trump can pay for his own damned party.

BobTheSubgenius

(11,564 posts)
24. A kid from the B&G Club that my wife became close with while she worked there...
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 04:10 PM
Jan 2018

...went into culinary arts, and thought he'd reached a really high plateau when he went to work for Drumpf as a pastry chef.

Hard to believe, but it was not what he thought it was going to be....or hoped it would be, so he quit.

Jim__

(14,083 posts)
26. If he had understood the implications of the shutdown - for him -
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 04:21 PM
Jan 2018

he would have made an agreement last week.

onethatcares

(16,178 posts)
36. That presentation looks like shit on a plate
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 06:59 PM
Jan 2018

I'd rather have a desert from the local Mazzaro's Italian Grocery than that.

To me it looks like two streaks of ketsup and a few dallops of mustard next to a bad imitation of chocolate layer cake.

Sorry, I'm not a high brow kinda guy.

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
38. Now that everyone knows Trump swapped spit with a porn star that rimmed Ron Jeremy ...
Sat Jan 20, 2018, 11:49 PM
Jan 2018

Anything with the word Trump on it makes me dry heave.

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