It'd be funny if it weren't true. Presenting... the American Aristocrats!

(Thanks to weighmaster at Wonkette: I found this in the comments section of this article: https://wonkette.com/628705/senate-votes-to-believe-mitch-mcconnells-promise-to-think-about-fixing-daca-real-soon-why-not)

A talent agent is sitting in his office. A man walks in.

“Have I got an act for you,” says the man.

"Oh yeah?” says the talent agent. “Tell me about it.”

“It’s a family act,” says the man. “You have the father. He’s a real dope. Looks like a red-faced combover Borscht Belt comedian who’s so washed up that he’s playing Otsego County. He comes on stage with his daughter, who’s beautiful, a knockout, and the father starts talking about how he wants to fuck the daughter. Hilarious, right? “Look at these hands!” the father brags to his daughter. “Are they small hands? I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

(lots more at the link!)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-trump-aristocrats