If you're having trouble keeping track of which GOP-driven conspiracy theory is now trending on Russia's twitter bot-work, don't worry—you're the sane one. The unmasking, uranium one, lost texts, unreleased memos, and secret societies—it's a positively dizzying array of cray cray coming from Republican lawmakers who were not only elected to serve the American people (not the president) but took an oath of office to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic."

And just as soon as these shots in dark are floated, they fall under the light of day. But no matter how hard they fall, they continue to lurk in the minds of Trump bitter-enders. Let's face it, 30 percent of Americans will likely be on their death beds, muttering "But Hillary's emails..."

In the meantime, the FBI found the missing texts.

GOP Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin admitted that he had no earthly idea what he was talking about with his FBI "secret society" allegation.

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