He'd get involved with the mafia, but wouldn't last long due to his inability to keep his mouth shut.

Only with worse hair.

He wouldn't have anything resembling Atchie's job history. He would have gone from job to job getting fired for laziness, anger issues, lying on his job application, and more recently sexual harassment. His glory days were when he was a slumlord manager, then he sold used cars, then he still felt pretty good about himself when he was employed and even managed pawn shops. When he landed in the fast food industry, he was too lazy to cut it.
Oh well, he can collect his SS retirement. One of his kids is generous enough to let him live in their basement and watch FOX all day.

just a little. He would be spending a lot of time, not on the golf course, but in bars talking big and doing nothing.

I'm just guessing. Don't take my word for it.

He'd be an English professor at Harvard. All the best words!

I'm a firm believer in the free enterprise system. Why work for wages for someone else when you can be your own boss? Let me come over to your house, and I'll run some numbers by you. How does that sound? Get in on the ground floor with a bunch of other motivated entrepreneurs who have the same goals that you have."

How many of us have heard one variation or another of that pyramid-scheme sales pitch?

If he had actually paid his bills along the way..... He also took a lot of apparently illegal shortcuts.

than all of his stiffing of vendors, scam business, bankruptcies, cheating and money laundering shenanigans.

And remember, his daddy had to bail him out a couple times after he got the inheritance.

He'd have amounted to nothing but a two-bit con man without the power of his daddy's money.

Boasting all the way, just as much as he does now.

‘Back to the Future’ Writer: Biff Tannen Is Based on Donald Trump

https://www.thedailybeast.com/back-to-the-future-writer-biff-tannen-is-based-on-donald-trump

Getting the soap off the hood.

Has always colluded with mobsters, and so did his father before him, who was also a member of the KKK, and was prosecuted for his
refusal to rent to black families, his grandfather who was an immigrant had been thrown out of his own country and came to the US and ran brothels and was a part of the protection racket. It is in the blood of the Trump family.

and looking for his fourth wife.

Oh wait...

After being killed in Vietnam. The only recognition of him would have been on the memorial in DC.

And for the 333rd time since 1988, I'd tell him "no".

Probably used cars?

as a lot man

I'm talking about the even sleazier one in the back alley off 15th St.

He wasn't good at it and got caught before he could get rich.

and now owes Russian mobsters 1.7 billion, thus the puppet situation.

He is the single worst businessperson in the history of business.

He is totally without a moral compass. He would not have lasted long in the real world.

He would still be just as arrogant, stupid and corrupt, but without the money he would definitely have ended up in prison or have been bumped off by some low-level mobster.

on 5th ave. in NYC asking for spare change! But don’t worry, his followers would still support him!
(Yuck-yuck)

No disrespect to reputable car salesmen who work hard to earn a commission, but trump’s only talent seems to be bullshit, and I can see him in the lot of a small used car business that is a money laundering business for the mob.

but I really like the post above this one where he'd be pushing a grocery cart - one with all his earthly possessions.

grifter. He'd never hold a sales job for long, or a wife. Probably jailed for fraud or theft of some type.

Amway
Herbalife
Mary Kay Cosmetics
Lifelock

Multi-level marketing for sure.

Drunk jerk n a bar really excited that his favorite porn star came in.

time share salesman in Branson...

"Goddammit! Did it again."

Yes. I actually saw that happen in the 1980's.

...be in prison.

Selling late model automobiles acquired along the Gulf coast this summer to gullible rubes who think they're getting a great deal.
You know, just about the same thing he's doing now!

And he'd be losing at it, and getting beat up.