"the right to keep and bear arms"

Kindly note: The Second Amendment does not mention "guns," or even "firearms." It simply states, "arms." Therefore, technically (and I'm surprised no wingnut has made this argument!), the amendment bestows upon us the right to have any and all manner of armaments. Thus, if one can afford it, one could purchase an ICBM.

This is why "tougher gun control laws" will never work: We must re-write the Second Amendment itself. Unfortunately, that will occur the day after Cameron Diaz, Halle Berry, and Nicole Kidman break into my house, tie me up, and take turns having their way with me sexually.

In other words, we're as screwed as I won't be