This week, we told you all about Courtland Sykes, the Missouri Senate hopeful who believes in a woman’s right to make him dinner, and is pretty sure he knows more about women’s rights than all you she-devil manophobic harpies out there!

But who is the woman who makes Courtland Sykes his dinners promptly at 6pm every night? It is Chanel Rion, a woman who also hates them she-devil manophobic harpies, and claims to be a lot of things she might not actually be. Put your deerstalkers on, Wonkers and let’s get to the bottom of this.
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That’s weird! I thought to myself, looking over her political cartoons — I am really familiar with most right-wing bullshit, and I have never seen any of these before. Even the really weird one about how Barbra Streisand is very fat. That would for sure stick in my memory, seeing as how I do not forget Barbra Streisand-related things.

I did a Google image search for every image of one of Chanel’s drawings I could find, and to a one, the only source for any of them were on either her own website or Twitter, or on Courtland Sykes Twitter. I could not locate any t-shirts or posters for sale, on her website or anywhere else. Also it sure seems suspicious that “conservative broadcaster” would be anonymous in a situation like this.

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The “About Me” section also goes into detail about that “traditional girls” mystery books series that she is supposed to have authored three of so far.
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Yet somehow, despite only having been released January 1st, and despite the fact that there is absolutely no evidence that they actually exist, they are apparently being used as “language trainers” in other countries. Weird!