It's the only ones they let him have.

He can barely read.

As far as the speech is concerned, Trumpy likely assigned the task to Miller and Kelly, who will show Trumpy the draft, Trumpy will grunt approval, and it will be good to go. Trumpy has no interest in constructing or studying a speech. He doesn't butter his bread that way. He IS, however, interested in diddling the girlies, so his "executive time" is probably very busy.

One thing that frequently happens when Trump reads a speech off a teleprompter is he'll oddly go off script to comment on something he just said. It's as iff it's the first time he's heard (or read) the passage.

He's such an idiot.

It takes a lot longer now.

All the walls will have to be repainted to cover up his doodling on the walls with sharpie pens.

His taste is in the shitter.

who will actually fire Mueller once Rosenstein has been canned.

And, oh yea, that SOTU thing. I had a dream that Democrats jumped out of their seats and screamed YOU'RE A RACIST LIAR at him.

the hair dye/combover routine takes a good portion of a day. The book I would love to read, is the one written by his own personal “stylist”.

Ugh I find everything about him repulsive. LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK! I've never hated a person before like this!