"Green Teeth And Spam"---with apologies to Dr. Seuss:

I do not like green teeth and spam
I really do not give a damn
About your ignorant racist base
Or how they dare to show their face.

I do not like you, Mr. Trump
It's clear that you are Putin's chump
You have no brains; you have no class.
You really are a horse's ass!

It really would be quite a list
To name the millions you have dissed.
Women, gays, Muslims, Jews---
These are just some that you abuse.

And, if we're poor or black or brown
To please your base you put us down.
And, do not start that "Bible thing".
Your only gods are power and bling.

Why not pull on your big boy pants
And stop your stupid twitter rants?
Here's a news flash for you, "jefe":
We're sick and tired of your covfefe.

And, that is why you'll never be
Anything more than "dreck to me.
"Make America Great"? Then please just close
That anal sphincter 'neath your nose!